Help Meat name his crabs

[lightsout]

From things I hear, he has quite many. Been there for months, doctors say the ointments should do the trick, but in the long run, they aren't going anywhere. So, might as well name them. He was too embarrassed to make a thread. I just took the liberty.

And I am tremendously bored.

[Hawk]

Zod

Scrum

Kurb

Salty

Biscuit

Sue