Mass Effect 3

[Porn Shop Clerk]

lol out of about 130 hours of gameplay in the trilogy, there's probably a grand total of 4-5 minutes of implied romance cutscene. yet it's all PSC can talk about because it's the only thing he knows about the series.

He also fails to see the irony of making fun of sex in this, despite A Song of Ice and Fire, which he loves, being largely about the sexual journey of a 13 year old child.

yeah i've never mentioned

- that its just halo with a dialogue sim

- not even as well done as kotor

- bullshit linear gameplay masquerading as "open ended" by giving a handful of endings that are all basically the same anyway

- a cash in on a franchise where each installment gets worse and worse because the marketing budget gets bigger and bigger

yeah, all i talk about is the sex

but really its just a shitty copy of a better game that was released 10 years ago

like everything else you play

don't worry, i'm sure something else will get an 8 page spread in next month's game informer and it will be OMG BEST GAME EVER again

i just think the game is overrated and should have been one game instead of 3 episodes

so go ahead and grasp for some more straws to justify the thousands of hours you spent playing that just to get your shitty ending

[rodeo]

Couldn't be more obvious you haven't played them.

[Brandon]

- that its just halo with a dialogue sim

Yup, completely the same mechanics. Definitely nothing different. Nope.

- not even as well done as kotor

Not even as well done as one of the best RPGs to have been released just about... ever. I guess getting the bronze medal is the worst failure ever, right PSC?

- bullshit linear gameplay masquerading as "open ended" by giving a handful of endings that are all basically the same anyway

Name a completely open ended RPG. Do it.

- a cash in on a franchise where each installment gets worse and worse because the marketing budget gets bigger and bigger

So name specifically the differences you feel worsened the franchise in 2 and 3, in particular how the marketing budget somehow affected it.

[natty]

PSC is the quintessential gaming hipster.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

kotor isn't the best rpg ever. i quit reading there because the rest has to be as inane

[Porn Shop Clerk]

if i were a gaming hipster i'd say ignorant poo like OMG MASS EFFECT BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!!!11

[Seamonk]

Why would a hipster say a mainstream game is the best game ever? :P

[Porn Shop Clerk]

mainly because its "safe" mainstream. all the cool kids play me3 while the meatheads are off playing mw3

[Brandon]

Insults people for playing a game they paid for that didn't end how they want.

GOES OFF AND PIRATES INDIE GAMES

[Porn Shop Clerk]

no, its more like laughing at people for paying 180$ for one game + the cost of the dlc just to understand what the hell is going on at the beginning of the 3rd episode

sorry guys, but any "rpg" that takes 40 hours to do everything is not a full game. 20 hours of backstory and filler isn't gameplay, its homework.

i don't see why anyone would get insulted over an opinion

once again, don't put your emotional issues on my doorstep

i don't play but a handful of indie games, none of them pirated. i've got a few big budget titles too.

if you wanna try to crack on my games, here you go:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/p0rnAddiction/games/?tab=all&sort=name

but be forewarned, your opinion is uneducated and doesn't mean poo

also i paid less than 10$ apeice for half the games on that list, and less than 20$ for the rest.

[Brandon]

i don't see why anyone would get insulted over an opinion

Yes, act like a supercilious asshole and then question afterwards why people respond negatively. You take it upon yourself to insult people all the time over their opinions. Don't be a hypocrite or anything, or comment on something you've never taken the time to play because it's easily possible to get an opinion on something like a video game without ever directly experiencing it.

Saying $180 is a waste when considering that I played through ME1 5 times, ME2 4, and I've already played through ME3 once, it's not like you can just throw out "120 hours of content only". Even from a perceived value standpoint, one of the best gaming experiences I've ever had is with Journey, a game that takes 30-50 minutes to complete and costs $15.

[rodeo]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/p0rnAddiction/games/?tab=all&sort=name

Most of those games are awesome.

Some, I didn't like at all.

Not gonna spend years posting on every page of their threads to make sure everyone knows my opinion and disdain for people who like them, though.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

but its games like ass defect and gamers like you two that are dragging down the industry by just buying labels

[natty]

Ah yes, fighting the good fight. You're doing god's work I say.