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Why has this not been seen in the playoffs?


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To hell with hits in the hamstrings. I say we throw in a true equalizer: defensive backs with blunt objects.

C'mon, that would make the game great. "Fitz with an amazing reception! Oh wait, now he's bleeding internally after Polamalu hit him in the ribs with the bat! Now I think he's convulsing in a pool of vomit! Now he's found Jesus! What a play!"

Also, I think the running back needs a series of underground tunnels to use, wide recievers should be tethered to various points on the field by 20 yrds of elastic cord, the offensive line should have riot shields, linebackers should be allowed to throw ninja stars, and I'd like to see a twelth and thirteenth man added into the lineup as snipers.

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To hell with hits in the hamstrings. I say we throw in a true equalizer: defensive backs with blunt objects.

C'mon, that would make the game great. "Fitz with an amazing reception! Oh wait, now he's bleeding internally after Polamalu hit him in the ribs with the bat! Now I think he's convulsing in a pool of vomit! Now he's found Jesus! What a play!"

Also, I think the running back needs a series of underground tunnels to use, wide receivers should be tethered to various points on the field by 20 yrds of elastic cord, the offensive line should have riot shields, linebackers should be allowed to throw ninja stars, and I'd like to see a twelfth and thirteenth man added into the lineup as snipers.

there would def be some strategy to that game. I like it Bloody, violent, and strategic all at the same time, it would be almost like war...or would it be another form of war.

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