Got Enrique Iglesias surgery

[davos]

Included is a stupid a non-story, but what the hell:

Went to the dermatologist the other month, and was recommended to get two facial marks removed next to the nose and cheek. The funny part is that the area is too sensitive for the derm...so I had to go to my first plastic surgeon. The plus: I got to play Luther Vandrose's Christmas album during the numbing and removal. Today, the stitches were removed, I look in the mirror and am like woah who is that sexy bitch

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[SorthNarolina]

I'm incredibly moley I have two small ones on my cheek which really annoy me when shaving.

I have a HUGE one on my shoulder.

[GritsRgreat]

does it come with a hot tennis player?

[LifeisaGarden]

I had one right below my right eyebrow that I had removed. I had to see a certain kind of specialist at an eye doctor because it was so close to my eye. He removed it and I have no scar from it at all. I was worried about having a ugly scar on my face.

I have a few that I'm getting ready to have removed as well. I hate them, they're so ugly.

[Liminy]

I have no moles

[Jangler]

holy moly!

[davos]

holy moly!

That made me think of this:

and this

[TarPanther9180]

[Jangler]

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

[Darth Biscuit]

I had a benign skin cancer removed from under my left eye in 2008... I have a sexy scar... draws the women in...

[PanthaSan]

I had a benign skin cancer removed from under my left eye in 2008... I have a sexy scar... draws the women in...

And what do you tell them when they ask about it?

I have a big scar on my left arm I got in Central America when my M-16 got an indirect RPG hit. I was hiding behind a large tree holding my rifle over the top and shooting when it happened. I tell everybody who asks the truth and they just look at me wierd.

If I tell them it happened while surfing and a shark came up to bite me, they tend to beleive that more.......Go figure.

[davos]

And what do you tell them when they ask about it?

I have a big scar on my left arm I got in Central America when my M-16 got an indirect RPG hit. I was hiding behind a large tree holding my rifle over the top and shooting when it happened. I tell everybody who asks the truth and they just look at me wierd.

If I tell them it happened while surfing and a shark came up to bite me, they tend to beleive that more.......Go figure.

fake scar stories ftw

[Darth Biscuit]

And what do you tell them when they ask about it?

I have a big scar on my left arm I got in Central America when my M-16 got an indirect RPG hit. I was hiding behind a large tree holding my rifle over the top and shooting when it happened. I tell everybody who asks the truth and they just look at me wierd.

If I tell them it happened while surfing and a shark came up to bite me, they tend to beleive that more.......Go figure.

I tell them I got it fighting a guy that was 6'8" 300 lbs... and he lost.

[Darth Urious]

I just clip my skin tags off with nail clippers...