Just got engaged over the holidays

[boo7382]

You guys that got deballed after marriage didn't train your spouse properly before saying i do

hahaha u guys are soooo funny. Im sure u just go home and boss her around left and right.

[The Saltman]

being married is not easy tho. Just different with compromises involved.

[The Saltman]

But I will listen to u and go get me a collar and leash to put on my wife and train her properly. u have a book I can read that will help me out?

[TarPanther9180]

You guys that got deballed after marriage didn't train your spouse properly before saying i do

True, I am willing to admit I made a mistake and I have corrected it.

Hooray for freedom!

[PanthaSan]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Have lots ands lots of kids.

Why? Because kids are gifts from God and should be cherished. Also, if you do get divoced, you can frame your wife with drugs/alcohol, get custody and a fat Child Support check (like K-Fed).

[Mr. Scot]

im not miserable at all im just fooling around with the guy.

I'll take "Quotes that are practically begging to be taken out of context" for a hundred, Alex :eek:

[The Saltman]

that turn u on scotty?

[Skew]

Because kids are gifts from God and should be cherished.

Everyone always asked my ex and I why we never had kids. We would say having kids is a gift from God. We just exchanged it for the cash.

[Mr. Scot]

that turn u on scotty?

Hey, I couldda done a lot worse with it

[TarPanther9180]

Hey, I couldda done a lot worse with it

That's what she said

[The Saltman]

lol and on that note im outta here.

[CLTPanther]

I don't mean trained as in being a dick tater. Maybe I just have leverage that others don't.

[Darth Urious]

Make sure you learn the following phrase early on, to save yourself some trouble down the road...

"Yeah, you're right."

You're welcome...

All kidding aside, congrats and good luck... As far as the planning process and all that, make sure you have enough to say that she knows you want to be involved, but don't totally take over and/or cast aside her ideas...

[TarPanther9180]

Don't be worried about the wedding...you need to make sure the best man is gonna give you the throw down of a lifetime for your bachelor party.