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Clausen=Hall of Fame?

Cat'sGrowl

By Cat'sGrowl,
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Rhys Newbie

Rhys

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That was definitely an insane skill TD pass.

I mean, sure king was wide open by about 10 yards, are sure the protection was perfect, and sure the throwing lane was wide open, and sure he threw it to an awkward place for king to make the catch, and sure the defense bit on the play fake, but woweee, that kid is going to be a doozie of a 'game manager,' he managed a HUGE win at home against the Arizona Cardinals!

I mean, so what that we had a 100 yard rusher, and the Cardinals are god-awful, and he only completed 13 passes, and that 10 or so of them were check downs, and that we had the ball 13 more minutes than they did, and that they were starting a 5th round rookie out of Fordham, and that if you don't count that yards after catch he probabaly accounted for 4 yards passing...

The kid is going to be Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat at the Game Manager position!!!111!!one1112

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I think he has potential, but he needed/needs a veteran NFL QB to show him the ropes. The pro game != the college game. If we lose the Luck lottery, or if Luck doesn't declare, and we can pick up a decent vet, then I think we'll be golden.

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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

He breast feeds John Madden.

Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.

They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.

Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, It would have happened sometime.

Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

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