What is the best Christmas gift you have ever gotten?

[Darth Urious]

I would love a few months of wild sex and some free Uggs.

I'll holler when I get a divorce...

[mantal]

Best Christmas present has always been the one I bought for myself. What, I'm the only one who does that???

[thefuzz]

I would love a few months of wild sex and some free Uggs.

Is this almost like charging for sex?

[TarPanther9180]

Sex always comes at a price. Whether it's a hooker or a significant other, you'll end up paying for it in the end.

[CatsMeow]

Sex always comes at a price. Whether it's a hooker or a significant other, you'll end up paying for it in the end.

Yes, that is sometimes what it takes.

[thefuzz]

Sex always comes at a price. Whether it's a hooker or a significant other, you'll end up paying for it in the end.

I don't mind paying, but it better be good.

[TarPanther9180]

Yes, that is what it takes every time.

Yep

[TarPanther9180]

Well with hookers you don't pay for the sex, you just pay them to leave.

[CatsMeow]

Well with hookers you don't pay for the sex, you just pay them to leave.

Thank you, Charlie Sheen.

[The Saltman]

[Darth Urious]

If I'm ever single again, I'm starting the Uggs for Fuggs program...

[PanthaSan]

A hooker and some blow from my Uncle when I was 8.

Bestest Xmas Ever.

[Darth Urious]

My wedding ring.

Mine had been stolen in a mugging and we really didn't have the money at the time to replace it and didn't have property insurance back then. By the time we had money to replace it we couldn't find it anymore (we have a matched set).

4 years after it was stolen at gun point my wife gave me one that looked just like the one I had.

Your wife robbed you at gunpoint?

[boo7382]

Is this almost like charging for sex?

I dont know, ur the one that bought her the Uggs, so you tell me