So I'm Getting Married Today

[CLTPanther]

I got some tenderloins yesterday, so maybe I'll get her to make me this sammich.

[CatsMeow]

You're getting married in 2 hours and you're posting here? Don't you think you should be out getting some pre-nuptual sex somewhere?

[Darth Urious]

Do they conduct weddings on-site at the mental hospital now?

[Miaoww]

You need at least three more Jager Bombs.

[CatsMeow]

[Jangler]

Buzzed enough to get on AFV, is that show is still on?

[PhillyB]

congrats! i got married a few months ago and resisted the temptation to knock back half a bottle of johnny walker red... it was worth it. you will want to remember everything.

[charlotte49er]

2 hours huh. Run! Run fast, Run Far! Run!

Unless you A) Already have kids together, Want kids together, just live together until the kid come along!

Just don't throw up or pass out during the vows!

Minister/Preist/Rabbi/JoP, "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

You, :puke:

[charlotte49er]

congrats! i got married a few months ago and resisted the temptation to knock back half a bottle of johnny walker red... it was worth it. you will want to remember everything.

Why? I bet that there will be 80% of the people there, you won't know. 50% You will never see again. If you haven't already, you will get hit on at least 1 Bridesmaid. (Don't do it. It will either be a test, or it will be something that she can hold over her "friend" the bride!)

Weddings aren't for the Groom anyway. They are for the Bride and her Mother!

[TarPanther9180]

Why? I bet that there will be 80% of the people there, you won't know. 50% You will never see again. If you haven't already, you will get hit on at least 1 Bridesmaid. (Don't do it. It will either be a test, or it will be something that she can hold over her "friend" the bride!)

Weddings aren't for the Groom anyway. They are for the Bride and her Mother!

This. The only thing for the groom is the wedding night booty. It will probably be the last time you expect to get some and you actually get it. Enjoy it!

[CLTPanther]

Well we already had a kid together (9 month old). It was unplanned obviously and moved up some of my time frames, but oh well. Doesn't feel like really anything has changed yet.

[Liminy]

Soooooooooooooooo, how'd it go?

[charlotte49er]

Marriage may be bad for your physical fitness

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40719929/ns/health-fitness

I don't know about Physical Fitness, but it can play hell on your back account when you get a divorce! ST

People who stay single, or become single again by divorce, may be somewhat more physically fit than those in wedded bliss, a new study suggests.

The research, which followed nearly 8,900 adults over several years, found that both men and women who got married during that time tended to experience a dip in cardiovascular fitness, as measured by treadmill tests.

In contrast, men who got divorced during the study saw a modest increase in their fitness levels.

[Cavscout]

Marriage may be bad for your physical fitness

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40719929/ns/health-fitness

I don't know about Physical Fitness, but it can play hell on your back account when you get a divorce! ST

People who stay single, or become single again by divorce, may be somewhat more physically fit than those in wedded bliss, a new study suggests.

The research, which followed nearly 8,900 adults over several years, found that both men and women who got married during that time tended to experience a dip in cardiovascular fitness, as measured by treadmill tests.

In contrast, men who got divorced during the study saw a modest increase in their fitness levels.

Man Law Moral: You can be fat when married because then it doesn't matter. When it is time to date again...you must be in good shape!