Wishing for White Christmas? Well, your wish may come true...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I woke up this morning without a boner. Usually means i drank too much.

You drank so much you forgot to bring a guy home?

[TheSaint]

Hey Jase,

You see the latest NAM?

[SgtJoo]

I'm not Jewish, but I've been trying to convince my family we should do Chinese on Christmas Day. No one wants to.

It is so cash. Nobody is out but the Jews really, it's awesome and so is Chinese.

Deck the hawrs wif bows of horry... farararara ra ra ra ra

O rerry

You Killed The Jesus.

If we want to be technical the Romans did it, we're just catching the flak because their empire is long gone. Ah-ha!

Will some Challah make you feel better?

No? Latkes?

murderer!

See above.

Also:

[TheSaint]

No? Latkes?

I didnt know Jews ate Jimmy Dean Sausage...

Speaking of which..

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