You have to take a dump...

[frash.exe]

hot towel

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I'd yell out "Bombardier" and have that plane on the ground in no time.

[Razzy]

I attempt to hold it until it is no longer physically possible, at which point I rush to the bathroom and put my ass in hover mode.

[Skew]

That makes me think of what we learned on a Bones episode this year.

If you flush a toilet with the lid open millions of tiny particles of whats in the toilet float around the room and land on everything.

So if you've ever flushed your toilet after a dump with the lid open your toothbrush has poop particles on it.

Busted on Mythbusters.

[SOJA]

poop in his seat while he is in the can

[Jangler]

poopin on planes. poop particles. sprayin' walls...

need to bring the conversation up a little.

NSFW

[SorthNarolina]

I didn't poop for 4 days.

[SorthNarolina]

Busted on Mythbusters.

I mistakenly manned up one day and cleaned up a horrible explosive diarrhea mess and even though I wore a mask the doctor said I probably became ill anyway from all the poop particles in the air.

Now a bathroom stall covered in diarrhea isn't the same as flushing a toilet but poop particles can happen.

[jasonluckydog]

I'm lucky, I have a private bathroom at work.

[Darth Urious]

I'm lucky, I have a private bathroom at work.

me too... lol