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Aprons Only....NSFW

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So there is a new house cleaning service in Charleston called Aprons Only... http://aprons-only.com/index.html

I heard a commercial on the radio for it just this morning. $100 for an hour of cleaning is not all that bad, depending on how hard you work the girl! Of course, this is the girl they show you on the website...

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But this is likely who you get IRL...

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The following list of rules must be followed by both parties. You the client, must agree to these rules completely before payment for service is accepted. You must also be aware of the fact that we instruct our staff to leave the premises immediately if these rules are not followed by the client. No refund will be given to the client if the rules are not followed.

The relationship between the Aprons Only Girl and the client will be mutually respectful. There will not be any harassment, foul language, or obscene behavior in the time that the Aprons Only Employee is on the premises.

If at any time, for any reason, the Aprons Only Girl becomes uncomfortable with the situation, they are to leave immediately and contact the office, where the matter will be dealt with further. If it is determined that the clients behavior was inappropriate, no refund will be given.

At no time will there be any physical contact between the Aprons Only Girl and the client. The Aprons Only Girl is there only to clean, and the client is invited to watch, but not touch!

Photographing or video taping the Aprons Only Employees is not permitted.

Security will be provided by the company upon the request of the Aprons Only Girl. The bodyguard will drive the Aprons Only Girl to the location of the job, escort the Aprons Only Girl to the door, return to the vehicle, and watch for any signs of distress. Security will not interfere in any way, unless their service is needed.

The number of people allowed to be in the home at the time of cleaning is limited to 2, one of them being the client. Aprons Only would prefer it if the other person was the client's significant other, but are not enforcing it at this time. This is for the safety of the Aprons Only Employee.

The client is to schedule a specific amount of time for cleaning. The Aprons Only Employees are to notify the office of both their arrival and departure, This ensures us of the Aprons Only Employees safety and your satisfaction. The client may request additional time during the scheduled cleaning, if - and only if - the Aprons Only Employee has adequate time in their schedule and it is approved by the office before the scheduled end of the session. Extra time will be billed for immediately.

There will be no minors under the age of 18 on the premises at the time of cleaning.

There will be no offers of "side jobs" to the Aprons Only Girl during the time of your cleaning. The only money that may be exchanged between the client and the Aprons Only Employee will be a gratuity for the cleaning service. We do not promote, and will not accept responsibility for, payment for services other than cleaning.

**We strongly suggest that the client has no emotional involvement with the Aprons Only Employees. The Aprons Only Employees are not permitted to date clients, as this creates a conflict of interests.

Aprons Only is a company that offers a professional house cleaning service, and the Aprons Only Employees have been trained in their duties. The Aprons Only Employees will not however, be expected to deal with excessive dirt and grime. They will not be in proper attire for heavy duty cleaning. The Aprons Only Employees do have the right to refuse service at their own discretion. Your Aprons Only Employee will be happy to clean your kitchen and bath hard surface flooring by hand, as long as the total area does not exceed 200 sq. ft.

We, at Aprons Only, understand that there may be times when you need to reschedule an appointment. If cancellation or the rescheduling of an appointment is necessary, We do require notice of at least 48 hours. A cancellation fee of $25.00 will be charged to your account in the event that you fail to give 48 hours notice. Your account will be charged $35.00 in the event of a returned check due to insufficient funds.

They forgot to add, "No, we will not suck your cock"

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