Christmas Gifts

[Guest]

A massage, a 6 month gym membership, and some target gift certificates.

If I get all of those I will be amazed.

My sister and I will both be throwing in and buying my mom and dads presents

I can't believe none of you young guys has offered the massage to Boo yet. Youth of America, you depress me.

[boo7382]

I can't believe none of you young guys has offered the massage to Boo yet. Youth of America, you depress me.

I dont want some crappy massage. I have a serious nest of knots in my back. I need a professional to pop out all my knots (as nasty as that may sound). They feel like bones, thats how bad they are.

[Guest]

I dont want some crappy massage. I have a serious nest of knots in my back. I need a professional to pop out all my knots (as nasty as that may sound). They feel like bones, thats how bad they are.

LOL @ crappy massage.

But seriously I know what you're talking about. I had a knot in my rhombus for years. Finally got a "real" massage and it got rid of it. Girl told me it was the size of a pingpong ball.

[LifeisaGarden]

Those effin massages hurt like a summabitch but it releases those happy euphoric feelings. I used to go for a massage about once a month, cant afford to do that anymore. I could really use one now.

[boo7382]

Those effin massages hurt like a summabitch but it releases those happy euphoric feelings. I used to go for a massage about once a month, cant afford to do that anymore. I could really use one now.

My ex knew how to pop my knots and used to do it almost every night for me. It makes you sore and its incredibly painful while its happening, but once it pops and you feel that juice go down through your arm oh man its like euphoria.

I think I have a very high tolerance for pain b/c of that. Its hard for me to find someone who will actually get down to it and pop my knots b/c Im such a small person, they are afraid they will hurt me. I dont care about the pain, I dont want a nice relaxing massage, I just want the knots popped out so I can no longer be in pain day in and day out

I have tried to pop them on my own by leaning up against things but I dont have enough pressure to do it. I went to the chiropractor a couple years ago and he told me it was such a huge nest of lots of knots, he couldnt figure out where the epicenter of it all was. Yeah, my back is really fuged up.

[Mvp2014]

My ex knew how to pop my knots and used to do it almost every night for me. It makes you sore and its incredibly painful while its happening, but once it pops and you feel that juice go down through your arm oh man its like euphoria.

I think I have a very high tolerance for pain b/c of that. Its hard for me to find someone who will actually get down to it and pop my knots b/c Im such a small person, they are afraid they will hurt me. I dont care about the pain, I dont want a nice relaxing massage, I just want the knots popped out so I can no longer be in pain day in and day out

I have tried to pop them on my own by leaning up against things but I dont have enough pressure to do it. I went to the chiropractor a couple years ago and he told me it was such a huge nest of lots of knots, he couldnt figure out where the epicenter of it all was. Yeah, my back is really fuged up.

aww that sucks. I torqued my back in the gym a couple weeks ago and its still hurting me, back pain is the worst

[LifeisaGarden]

You probably hold all your stress there Boo. I do too, in my shoulder too. Which is why I think my shoulder hurts so bad right now.

[mmmbeans]

???

[boo7382]

You probably hold all your stress there Boo. I do too, in my shoulder too. Which is why I think my shoulder hurts so bad right now.

I think I do. It used to be really really bad b/c I was waiting tables and carrying everything with my right hand, like the tray and stuff.

I had a masseuse one time tell me my right side of my back is overcompensating for the left so its working harder and thats why Im getting all these knots. It suuucks. Im in pain almost every day.

My sister knows how to get the knots out but it wears out her hands b/c you have to push so hard to pop the knot, so normally she will only do it for about 10 minutes, even if I pay her!!

[mmmbeans]

get a pair of tennis balls, put them between your shoulders on each side of your spine and just lay on them on the floor. as your back releases roll them down your back. i mean slowly, like when it stops hurting you can move them.

takes 20-30 min or so and hurts like a mofo but it works and by the end you'll be laying on the ground staring at the ceiling totally stoned on endorphins.

[boo7382]

get a pair of tennis balls, put them between your shoulders on each side of your spine and just lay on them on the floor. as your back releases roll them down your back.

takes 20 min or so and hurts like a mofo but it works and by the end you'll be laying on the ground staring at the ceiling totally stoned on endorphins.

My co worker also told me to do this. I need to get some tennis balls and try it. I have a feeling it wont work though. I really would love if it did work, that would solve all my problems!

[mmmbeans]

it really does. i do it all the time, you just have to be able to do it long enough that your muscles release. it's intense.

you have to be patient and you have to have the discipline to deal with how much it hurts the first few times you do it.

[Kitten Diver]

Will this tennis ball thing f up the ones of us who don't really have back problems, we just don't want to pay for a deep tissue message. I have heard of doing the tennis balls for you feet if they hurt too. But I'm no doctor so...

[Darth Urious]

I've become such a scrooge that it is hard for me to come up with a list of things I want from my wife, and when she gives me her list I just order it all online...

BAH HUMBUG!

I'm sure it will get better next year, when sonny boy actually can be involved in opening his own presents and whatnot...

I just really hate this time of year... lol