Great comedians of today

[Captroop]

I've got to go see Ron White live, he is just totally my kind of comedy; if I had an act, it would be a duplicate of his.

Actually that's half true. If I had an act, half would be a Ron White rip-off the other half would be Drew Hastings. He's another guy that's just my kind of comedy exemplified. Surprised more people haven't heard of him.

Chappelle is fantastic. I really hope he comes back to the mainstream soon.

I've seen Seinfeld live twice. The first time I saw him was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life, and probably will ever. I was laughing so hard, and for such an extended period that (and this is not an exaggeration) I was actually concerned for my safety, because I literally could not breathe. I didn't think it was possible to literally die from laughter, but if he had kept going with his set for a minute more without taking a water break I would have passed out.

[Darth Biscuit]

That Martin dude is great... the rest are just meh...

I think this dude is hilarious...

[YoungPanthers89]

Katt and tosh

[TheRealDeal]

Aziz Ansari FTW!

[Captroop]

Aziz Ansari FTW!

I'll let you know the first time I laugh at one of his jokes.

[TheRealDeal]

I'll let you know the first time I laugh at one of his jokes.

Aww someone doesn't have a sense of humor? You might be one of the only people that doesn't like him. He's on the rise for sure with his movie deals, standup specials, TV show, etc.

[Captroop]

Aww someone doesn't have a sense of humor? You might be one of the only people that doesn't like him. He's on the rise for sure with his movie deals, standup specials, TV show, etc.

Maybe it's his voice, but he just annoys the piss out of me. He's like a gnat buzzing in front of my face that I just want to smack.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

Ron White

Ralphie Maye

Christopher Titus

Gabriel Iglesiasus. (sp?)

[Starscream]

I wish Eddie Murphy would come back and do one last stand-up act.

[frash.exe]

[charlotte49er]

Rodney Carrington

Jeff Dunham

I watch them whenever they are on CC.

[c0r]

jeff dunham sucks. i saw him live once. right before his show on CC started. idk if it is still on (doubtful)

dave chapelle's sesame street joke is amazing. so is his baby on the corner in a bad neighborhood. katt williams is hilarious. dane cook is very good (saw him live), jim gaffigan is good (he stopped at my school back when i was in college).

im on a patton oswalt kick right now. his stuff is really good.

[Captroop]

im on a patton oswalt kick right now. his stuff is really good.

My God! How could I have forgotten him? He's one of my favorites. Just hilarious.

Some selected Patton Owsalt lines out of context:

• Free Government Blowjob robot
  
• Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement
  
• Fugsquatch
  
• I'm gonna have rape for dinner
  
• Stupid douche nozzle
  
• Misinformed racist mother call-drop feature
  

Just try to plug any of those into a sentance and have them make sense, and then try to figure out how Patton not only did that, but made it funny.

[pstall]

tosh/patton/louis ck/katt williams/some older white dude who wears black and has glasses-he is like an east coast version of ron white

steve byrnes is moving up the charts now