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Zod

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All you men know you have had them. Days where your penis is not only awesome, but awesomely spectacular. For whatever reason in the morning you walk in to take a leak and catch a glimpse in the mirror. You think to yourself, god damn my junk is fantastic, then shake it around for your girl to admire.

Anyways, yeah.

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All you men know you have had them. Days where your penis is not only awesome, but awesomely spectacular. For whatever reason in the morning you walk in to take a leak and catch a glimpse in the mirror. You think to yourself, god damn my junk is fantastic, then shake it around for your girl to admire.

Anyways, yeah.

Those are the days you don't get dressed until you absolutely have to.

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