Who would you rather sit next to on a plane?

[hepcat]

Pretend there are two seats left on an open seating airplane and these are the only choices...

A fat, sweaty, old man with an awful gas problem

OR

A crusty hippy chick with hairy armpits (wearing a tank top), reeking of pachouli and week old B.O.

[Jase]

The hippie chick and it's not even close.

[Jangler]

I love patchouli.

[Hawk]

I'll walk

[boo7382]

I would take option 3, your mom.

[Zcustom]

I'd ride in the wheel compartment

[hepcat]

I forgot to mention hippie chick lets out random queefs without warning.

Take that into account.

[Jbro]

This is why I take my private jet everywhere.

[sharkkiller]

I would rather sit by her:

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Pretend there are two seats left on an open seating airplane and these are the only choices...

A fat, sweaty, old man with an awful gas problem

OR

A crusty hippy chick with hairy armpits (wearing a tank top), reeking of pachouli and week old B.O.

The hippy chick. I've lived in Asheville before and thus built up an immunity to said women.

[hepcat]

The hippy chick. I've lived in Asheville before and thus built up an immunity to said women.

Did you see this part of the equation?

I forgot to mention hippie chick lets out random queefs without warning.

Take that into account.

[j2sgam]

Patchouli smells like dirt..Between that and the queefs I'll take my chances with the old man...

That doesnt sound right... :leaving:

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Oh, well forget that. I hate random queefs -- I much prefer if they tell me before they do it.

[Hawk]

shark most certainly wins!!!!

flew beside this chick that looked similar to her from Calgary to Houston once...it was a very entertaining but sexually frustrating 4 hours!