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Zod

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Just finished the 2000 sq foot hidden bunker in the back yard complete with two years worth of food, water, and fuel. Has a periscope for spotting brain munchers before the hatch is open. Also has generator, flat screen, and enough porn to last for years without reruns.

Before I accept anyone into my crew, I need to know the following...

1) Would you have any hesitations about putting a bullet in the brain of anyone that was even bitten.

2) Have you any weapons training or survival skills. If so, what?

3) Do you fart a lot?

4) Are you ok with staying with 8 huddle kittens in case the world needs populated all over again?

5) Why would it be beneficial to have you around?

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Just finished the 2000 sq foot hidden bunker in the back yard complete with two years worth of food, water, and fuel. Has a periscope for spotting brain munchers before the hatch is open. Also has generator, flat screen, and enough porn to last for years without reruns.

Before I accept anyone into my crew, I need to know the following...

1) Would you have any hesitations about putting a bullet in the brain of anyone that was even bitten.

2) Have you any weapons training or survival skills. If so, what?

3) Do you fart a lot?

4) Are you ok with staying with 8 huddle kittens in case the world needs populated all over again?

5) Why would it be beneficial to have you around?

1. Only if I wasn't wearing a white shirt, because I notice you didn't say anything about laundry in your bunker.

2. Krav Maga, hand-to-hand combat, firearms use and disarming, and 20 hours of Tyler Florence instructional cooking tapes

3. Quetly, so you can't prove anything. Limit my bean intake and you'll be fine.

4. Are they down with cosplay?

5. I have the gift of humor. I've got excellent genes, save for asthma, cateracts, allergies, and colon cancer. I'm also an artist so I can document our struggles for survival and erotic activities with the Huddle Kittens in Neanderthal-style bunker wall paintings.

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Just finished the 2000 sq foot hidden bunker in the back yard complete with two years worth of food, water, and fuel. Has a periscope for spotting brain munchers before the hatch is open. Also has generator, flat screen, and enough porn to last for years without reruns.

Before I accept anyone into my crew, I need to know the following...

1) Would you have any hesitations about putting a bullet in the brain of anyone that was even bitten.

2) Have you any weapons training or survival skills. If so, what?

3) Do you fart a lot?

4) Are you ok with staying with 8 huddle kittens in case the world needs populated all over again?

5) Why would it be beneficial to have you around?

1. Not only would I shoot the bitten person, but the 6 people nearest to that bitten person just to be safe

2. I have copious amounts of first aid training so that would be beneficial in the long run.

3. Please define a lot!

4. OK? I am a team player with a can do attitude. Also, need to remember I'm foreign and most of the best dogs in the world are cross bred...you need me to taint the perfect seed just a little

5. I'm easy to make fun of and probably the only one tall enough to change the light bulbs in the shelter.

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I am willing to say anything so you will include me.

Then......

I would take you "out" dump your body and live out the rest of my existence "doing it" with teh Kittens. I am neutered so they won't be getting preggers. What do I care about repopulating the world, I'll be getting mine.

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Just finished the 2000 sq foot hidden bunker in the back yard complete with two years worth of food, water, and fuel. Has a periscope for spotting brain munchers before the hatch is open. Also has generator, flat screen, and enough porn to last for years without reruns.

Before I accept anyone into my crew, I need to know the following...

1) Would you have any hesitations about putting a bullet in the brain of anyone that was even bitten.

2) Have you any weapons training or survival skills. If so, what?

3) Do you fart a lot?

4) Are you ok with staying with 8 huddle kittens in case the world needs populated all over again?

5) Why would it be beneficial to have you around?

1) No, I do what I have to, in order to survive.

2) I have 9 years of bar fighting experiance.

3) Yes, but they are usually only bad in the mornings

4) Camimi please!

5) I love killing Zombies!

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