One night/day stands?

[CatsMeow]

/Opens bottle of whiskey

//Puts on Willie's "To All The Girls I've Loved Before"

///Awaits female posters to deride thread as a swinging dick competion

What is this--a swinging dick competition?

[thefuzz]

Only had one true 1 nighter, as I or she usually goes back for seconds, thirds, etc.....

Not making it a relationship, but long distance/time frame fug buddies.

[Jase]

I got nothin'.

[boo7382]

Only had one true 1 nighter, as I or she usually goes back for seconds, thirds, etc.....

Not making it a relationship, but long distance/time frame fug buddies.

same. but had to end that poo.

[Hawk]

I care about women far too much to even consider a one night stand!

and really...what woman would wanna hit this anyway!!!!

[Epistaxis]

In college, I made the mistake of attempting the long distance relationship.

Big, stupid mistake.

Anyway, I got in a bit of a snit with the girlfriend on the phone and decided that the party we had planned that evening was the perfect opportunity to exact my juvenile revenge by working the crowd for some tail.

Under normal circumstances, that means nothing would happen.

That particular night, the sex gods smiled upon me and presented me with a LBFM.

She was a freakin animal, and didn't give a damn about the stupid pictures of my girlfriend all over my room.

When she got done educating me on the art of sex, she said

"I notice the pictures of your girlfriend...she is a lucky girl. But I'm curious if you are going to tell her about this?"

*gulp*

My response, "No. Wasn't planning on it."

"Smart boy. But maybe you should rethink what you are doing, because my guess is she wants to spend the rest of her life with you."

*gulp*

My response "Good idea, guess I have some thinking to do."

Her response "Yeah, you do, it isn't nice to sneak around."

She left, I never saw her again (she was a 5th year senior about to graduate, I was a 17 year old Freshman), and I broke things off with the long distance girlfriend the next time I saw her.

Sorry mine wasn't so fun or funny, but the sex was amazing.

[Purity-Control]

Best I got is, met a chick in SF couldn't find a hotel/motel drove 1hr over the bridge to an Oakland Ramada. Where after it was over and she passed out I bolted leaving her stranded.

On my way home I canceled my CC said it was stolen that night, so I got out of paying for the room too. :smilewinkgrin:

[Mvp2014]

Best I got is, met a chick in SF couldn't find a hotel/motel drove 1hr over the bridge to an Oakland Ramada. Where after it was over and she passed out I bolted leaving her stranded.

On my way home I canceled my CC said it was stolen that night, so I got out of paying for the room too. :smilewinkgrin:

what kind of prick leaves a girl in Oakland and cant pay the bill?? not cool

[Purity-Control]

what kind of prick leaves a girl in Oakland and cant pay the bill?? not cool

[boo7382]

haha yeah thats REALLY fuged up. remind me to never have a one night stand with some random guy at a hotel.

oh wait i probably wouldnt do that anyways

[JakeFlake]

This is a highly-entertaining thread.

[Hawk]

what kind of prick leaves a girl in Oakland and cant pay the bill?? not cool

wow...what kind of prick brings a girl to Oakland to begin with!!!!

[Wither]

fixed

lol. True story.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I've got loads and loads of stories!

pun intended