One night/day stands?

[Delhommey]

So I'm confused. On her turn did she pull it out?

[tarheelblue89]

These types of threads make me realize I have no life.

[pstall]

So I'm confused. On her turn did she pull it out?

haha no. she played dumb and was like what do you mean. i said you know. she then took my hand and walked me to her car.

[pstall]

another classic. yes its in Myrtle Beach. standing on a patio drinking who knows what concoction and i see a mid 80's Red 4 dr Mercedes pull in with nothing but blondes. I walk down with mixed drink in my chalice.

I go and say my name and im with whatever the hotel we were at welcome committe.

so there I am, chatting up 4 gorgeous blondes in sun dresses and cocktails. a few dudes from the hotel start to show up and i have major eye contact going on with one. so i keep them laughing and then all of the sudden they ask if i want to go to a party with them. the other fellas are like dang you lucky punk.

i go get one of my buddies and was like dude it's jackpot time. go to the party and have no clue where in myrtle im at but just jamming. girl i was dialed in with starts to get cozy at the party and says lets go for a walk.

start to play explorer on the pier and people keep walking up and finally go back to my hotel room and one dude is totally passed out in the bed next to us.

i will just say it was a porn flick for the next hour. imagine a Nicole Eggert at this moment, just after Charles in Charge and pre breast enhancements in Baywatch.

alas that was a lifetime ago and the context of this thread was one night stands.

[Delhommey]

/Opens bottle of whiskey

//Puts on Willie's "To All The Girls I've Loved Before"

///Awaits female posters to deride thread as a swinging dick competion

[Chaos]

God I miss the college years (92-96). Was getting more ass than a toilet seat, and it was so damn easy, that was the worst part.

The sad part is, at least two sure thing one-night stands that I can remember never materialized because I was too drunk to get it up. And one of those chicks was better looking than I deserved, I regret to this day drinking all those 40's and getting a terrible case of whiskey richard.

[Dpantherman]

where did you steal that line from? i've heard it before.

[Dpantherman]

Eminem, thats it.

[boo7382]

god some of you are assholes.

and damn some of you have some great stories

[Zcustom]

My best one is less about the events and more about the caliber of girl involved.

The single hottest chick from my high school taps me on the shoulder at the Breakfast Club about 8 years ago.

Turns out she always had the hots for me but I was always involved. She was celebrating her last night in Charlotte before she left to go to NYC to be a broadway dancer

Lets just say she was extremely flexible and it was one of the best nights of my life

[Darth Biscuit]

A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell... he waits ten years and writes anonymous internet porn stories.

[Panthers_Lover]

limo ... chauffeur ... trip to charlotte and back

[dimbee]

god some of you are assholes.

and damn some of you have some great stories

I was quite the asshole/dog back in the day, I'll admit as much... not my thing anymore.

I've got loads and loads of stories!

[Squirrel]

Ok heres mine. Sitting in a bar near closing girl I havent talked to walks up and ask for a ride home. The gentleman that I am says sure while driving her home she starts playing with it. We never say a word. Get her to her place do the deed and then I leave.

Well couple months later she sees me at the same bar again and I'm with another girl. She is all mad and tells this girl I will just drop her after the deed. Girl I was with told her she didnt care because we was just FB. Girl gets pissed off and leaves.