Hey ladies. How do we recycle TEH VAG?

[Gazi]

I just watched a stand up special again and my wifey and I were laughing about that part. "fellas should recycle that pussy so it doesn't get old. recycle recycle recycle"

We were laughing and then there was some silence and I started thinking: I am running out of positions or I am getting too old for some of them? Is "recycling" something totally different?

Why is "strange" so appealing?

[CatsMeow]

Because men can never be truly satisfied with only one woman?

Nature demands they keep sowing their seeds far and wide to populate the earth?

[Gazi]

That reminds me

[Delhommey]

If your wife is truly attractive, please don't let her find out you rated her a solid 8.

[Chaos]

Great question - I think it's the mystery of it. I'm happily married going on ten years now, but want to nail about every attractive woman I see.

It's a healthy obsession.

[bleys]

more important question: girls with big noses.. is that evolutions way to provide them with a no-gag reflex?

[boo7382]

hahaha thats funny

don't think we aren't thinking the exact same thing about every attractive guy we see.

I'm not married yet, but I'm pretty sure I wont start seeing everyone as ugly when I do get married.

Our minds are way dirtier than you would think, we just don't verbalize it to everyone like u guys do.

[LifeisaGarden]

Why do you think we have sex with our husbands?

It's because of all the eye candy we're seeing at the Teeter.

[boo7382]

Why do you think we have sex with our husbands?

It's because of all the eye candy we're seeing at the Teeter.

hell yeah east blvd after work is where its at! damn I see a lot of DILFs in there.

[Delhommey]

It scientifically proven that women are as big of horndogs as men...when they think no one's looking.

Little tip for the young guys: you get so much more play if you don't kiss and tell.

[CLTPanther]

Same thing as cars for most men. You go buy that new M3 and enjoy the hell out of it for years. But then you get familiar with every nook and cranny on the car and it loses that new car appeal. So you start checking out every nice car that you pass wishing you could take it for a spin.

[LifeisaGarden]

It scientifically proven that women are as big of horndogs as men...when they think no one's looking.

Little tip for the young guys: you get so much more play if you don't kiss and tell.

This is true. We don't want people to think we're horndogs. It's just not classy. Why do you think we wear our shades everywhere? It's so we can check out the goods & no one notices it.

Men on the other hand lack class and will break their neck to look at a hot girl. We have eyes in the back of our head so we don't need to break our neck to look at a man.

[boo7382]

This is true. We don't want people to think we're horndogs. It's just not classy. Why do you think we wear our shades everywhere? It's so we can check out the goods & no one notices it.

Men on the other hand lack class and will break their neck to look at a hot girl. We have eyes in the back of our head so we don't need to break our neck to look at a man.

hahaha so true. we just don't want GUYS to know we are. You should hear what my girlfriends and I say under our breath when the guys aren't listening.:eek:

kinda reminds me of that scene in Something About Mary when they are all having lunch and the guy is trying to listen in and laughs when they mention the vibrator lol

[Jackofalltrades]

Sounds like a Chris Rock rip off.