Work Spouse

[Matt Foley]

all the women that work over here are fat ugly mexicans and a fat lesbian. So yes I have plenty of work spouses.

Salty has a work harem.

[Kettle]

i don't have one, but there are a few candidates in this new office location. it's dead in here today though.

[Darth Biscuit]

If I had a work spouse she would spend a LOT of time under my desk.

[hepcat]

If I had a work spouse she would spend a LOT of time under my desk.

She becomes more than a work wife at that point and more like a dirty little secret*

Reference*: Fall Out Boy

[Darth Biscuit]

Dirty little secrets are OK with me...

Think an ad in the help wanted section for a "work spouse" would be OK?

[hepcat]

Dirty little secrets are OK with me...

Think an ad in the help wanted section for a "work spouse" would be OK?

craigslist

[boo7382]

Dirty little secrets are OK with me...

Think an ad in the help wanted section for a "work spouse" would be OK?

yeah, as long as wifey isn't reading the help wanted ads

[Scrumtrilescent]

I have 2. Almost a harem!

[j2sgam]

We had a nice lookin salesgirl here for a while, I got her into Clutch and she went with me and a few others to their show here a few months back.. So 3 weeks or so later, my wife and I are talkin and my wife brings up Kristi, "You know, your work wife." is what she said. Then there was silence for a minute and then my wife asks me what Im thinkin about. I looked at her and replied "Quitting my job so I wont have to hear sh_t like that outta your mouth anymore..."

Silence the rest of the car ride...

So, the answer is no, I dont have one...especially now that she no longer works here...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

These are cool as long as you don't have a real spouse...

[charlotte49er]

I really haven't had a "Work Wife" since my IBM days.

Wait, I was banging them, maybe that makes them my girlfriends?

One WAS married though, so I'm not sure what that makes her. :confused: (According to my Mom at the time, it made her a slut!)

[CLTPanther]

Home wrecker

[Samuel L. Jackson]

yeah, that kinda makes you an asshole, regardless of what it makes her...

[Scrumtrilescent]

Nah, she was a grown woman.