Huddle Celebrity Roast VI: Meat

[The Saltman]

Ladies, Midgets, and Gentleman we are gathered here today to salute a fallen comrade. Oh wait, sorry I meant to use that in a thread when the day finally arrived where I could ban meat for his countless amounts of failed attempts at humor. Lets just use this thread to show meat the proper way to insult a republican, muslim hating, witless moron.

[88 Bronco]

Why should we put forth the effort to be funny when he doesn't?

[The Saltman]

Good point but sometimes people as slow as meat deserve the benefit of the doubt.

[CLTPanther]

Don't you have to be a celebrity to get a celebrity roast?

[88 Bronco]

Don't you have to be a celebrity to get a celebrity roast?

Around he's famous in the same way Ryan Leaf or Jamarcus Russell are famous

[CLTPanther]

I only see people make fun of everything he posts.

[Zcustom]

C'mon folks, Meat is a great guy, if you need a bj

[PantherBrew]

Meat is a retard.

and he has a small penis.

if it was an Ipod, it would be a shuffle.

[boo7382]

Meat is a retard.

and he has a small penis.

if it was an Ipod, it would be a shuffle.

hahah ok Pam....before that u have to say really quickly "and this thing is really small"

[Boltergeist]

Around he's famous in the same way Ryan Leaf or Jamarcus Russell are famous

Painkillers and purple drank for everyone!

[The Saltman]

I once knew a man named meat

He like to suck on his own teets

He wasn't very funny

He looked a lot like Al Bundy

I heard from around the corner he owns the world record for beating his meat.

[CLTPanther]

I once knew a boy named meat

I heard he drank 3 day old *****

Him being funny would be a great feat

I heard he jerks it to pics of Boos feet

[Matt Foley]

Thank you for reminding me why these roasts had outlived their usefulness. When I did them? Funny. This? Not funny.

I'll leave you with a good one.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come.

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ah ha....ah ha...ah.....

[88 Bronco]

This roast is like picking on a retarded kid.