Today's Office Debate: Who has it better? Men or Women?

[The Saltman]

Im married. So I have stopped all deodorants and showers and working out.

[boo7382]

*adds Old Spice to shopping list*

You have no idea. Like, I want to wear it so I can just smell the sexyness all day long. uuuuuuughhhhhhhh mannnn they should do some testing or something on that stuff

[thefuzz]

Have no desire to be a woman for any reason in the world.

You pretty much have to suck dick if you are a woman, and that in itself is enough for me to say no thank you. Let's not even talk about a fuging baby popping out of you, bleeding every month for no reason, having to go to bridal showers, and all that other BS.

Nah, it's nice to be a man.

[Darth Biscuit]

You have no idea. Like, I want to wear it so I can just smell the sexyness all day long. uuuuuuughhhhhhhh mannnn they should do some testing or something on that stuff

Sorry boo, they don't make scratch-and-sniff internet images

[The Saltman]

the prob with that old spice stuff is sometimes guys get to crazy with it. I mean come one u dont need to use half of the bottle all at once.

[Epistaxis]

Old Spice=smell of old man money+warm memories of grandpa and daddy

Creepy, but effective.

Unless your wife happens to be a Urologist and it reminds her of work (old man balls).

[SmootsDaddy89]

The only plus side to being a woman is that you get to make sammiches for me.

[boo7382]

the prob with all cologne is sometimes guys get to crazy with it. I mean come one u dont need to use half of the bottle all at once.

fixed.

and women do it too. guys are pretty bad aboot it though. my friend stayed with me for thewknd of the saints game and doused my entire apartment in cologne.....it didn't smell that great either.

all we need is u to put some in ur armpits and then just walk by and we get that breeze of sex and it happens. thats it. no need to douse yourself.

and no, my dad doesnt wear old spice and i dont know very many old men who do, otherwise I wouldnt like it. when I smell it, I think of sex.

[Darth Biscuit]

breeze of sex

Quote of the year.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

yeah, old men wear that cheap stuff from Family Dollar... Brute by Faberge or something...

[Epistaxis]

Lectric Shave baby.

Canoe.

Hai Karate.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I like to just go out and let women catch a whiff of my natural scent.

[Jase]

I like to just go out and let women catch a whiff of my natural scent.

I own that scent, too.

Desperation.

[Epistaxis]