I have a ticket available

[Panthro]

you guys are like the female version of me.

Whatever pipsqueak

[CatsMeow]

Jase is skinny!

[The Saltman]

- I'm 5'9" 175 lbs.

- I bench like 25 lbs.

- I am a terrorist

- I Blew Zod to become a Moderator

- I wish I was a D level actor

- I talk all kinds of poo to people that like BTBAM

- I work at a hotel as the Maintenance man

- I wear my Voltron Pajamas to bed every night

- I have constant B.O. even with deodorant on

- I have a constant Bowel Movement problem

- I really think me and Barrack Obama go to the same Mosque

And those are just a few of my finner traits

me

[boo7382]

lol at the tags hahaha

[The Saltman]

yeah i had no idea who saltman was before he was modded and honestly i'd prefer to go back to that beautiful time and place

only playing with u

[SCP]

me

I always thought al keeder had a minimum height restriction for terrorists. If I saw you with a bomb vest on, I'd just flick you to the side with my index finger and go about my day.

[Montsta]

Does it matter?

The size restrictions already knocked you out of the running.

So Fiz would rather take a very large man over a beautiful woman? This pretty much confirms every theory I've ever had on Fiz.

[Fiz]

So Fiz would rather take a very large man over a beautiful woman? This pretty much confirms every theory I've ever had on Fiz.

I'm not sure you know what the word "restriction" means.

[The Saltman]

I always thought al keeder had a minimum height restriction for terrorists. If I saw you with a bomb vest on, I'd just flick you to the side with my index finger and go about my day.

Suicide bombings are for amateurs.

[Panthro]

Chances of getting shot sitting next to fiz this year are a lot less then they were last year.

[SCP]

Suicide bombings are for amateurs.

tru dat

If I was a terrorist, I'd buy up all the Panthers season tickets, give them to the infidels, and force them to watch Peter Paul St. Pierre play QB against the Ravens.

[Montsta]

I'm not sure you know what the word "restriction" means.

Oh I know what it means. But you're only entertaining offers from large men that will bail your ass out of a fight when your mouth writes checks your ass can't cash. I'm not hating Fiz, it's your ticket, do what you'd like with it.

[Fiz]

I've entertained offers?

[Any_Given_Sunday]

Fiz.......

Son, I am disappoint. I wake this morning like a 6 year old on Christmas morning and run to my computer with a big goofy grin on my face wearinig a pair of those one piece pajamas with the footsies and a hoodie. I logon to the Huddle only to find out you were drunk posting and have reneged. I then say FUGGGGG. WHYYY ME?? Then I turn on Hawthorne Heights and slit my wrist. I am now ghost posting and will come to haunt you. Bank on it.

EDIT: "reneged"