I'm the guy who slides in...

[Squirrel]

Actually no...

As it turns out traffic flows smoother when it uses all of the available lanes instead of queuing up in a single lane early. Minnesota Department of Transportation has released a study that flips everything I thought I knew about traffic and getting in line early...

http://www.allbusiness.com/transportation/road-transportation-trucking/14477753-1.html

Beat me to it. You have two lanes. I have no problem letting people in as long as they are no forcing themselves in.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I also don't let people in if they don't use their turn signal.

It's funny, because I can always tell if someone needs over by their head movements, their pacing, and if their car starts to veer just a bit. I'll gun it just to keep them out of my lane.

What? I didn't see a turn signal -- how was I to know?

I always tell my wife that I know what someone on the road is going to do before they do it, and I'm almost always right.

[boo7382]

I also hate when you do finally let someone in and they dont wave or acknowledge the fact that you were nice enough to let them in. I mean, I wave at everyone who lets me in, why cant they? This is the south people!!

They can usually see me calling them a jackass and giving them a thumbs up and saying ur welcome.

riding with boo is fun!

[Guest]

Actually no...

As it turns out traffic flows smoother when it uses all of the available lanes instead of queuing up in a single lane early. Minnesota Department of Transportation has released a study that flips everything I thought I knew about traffic and getting in line early...

http://www.allbusiness.com/transportation/road-transportation-trucking/14477753-1.html

Anyone who's merged from 85 south onto 77 south knows this is truth.

[Jase]

Anyone who's merged from 85 south onto 77 south knows this is truth.

Anybody who does this also knows you have to be going 20+ over the speed limit to merge properly into that left lane.

[o803oVaDeR]

I'm the guy who, at a stop light that is backed up, makes his own lane, and rides between you, so that I can get to the front of the line. Then when the light turns green I am taking off faster than you, so that I can get in a lane in front of everyone.

[Hotsauce]

LOL, this is a funny thread! Everyone hates me, haha...

I literally made this thread right after I cut into traffic, and was sitting at a stand still....haha!!!!

[Hotsauce]

I also hate when you do finally let someone in and they dont wave or acknowledge the fact that you were nice enough to let them in. I mean, I wave at everyone who lets me in, why cant they? This is the south people!!

They can usually see me calling them a jackass and giving them a thumbs up and saying ur welcome.

riding with boo is fun!

Wow, I ALWAYS wave....ALWAYS! I even waive at the dick who failed to block my attempt to let me in....I love watching people freak out in my rearview mirror, while they are by themselves in their car!!! I laugh fu*king hard at this...I am on the road all day, everyday.

And yes, I really am in a rush, going to an important meeting everyday, so I guess that would technically make me important.

[SOJA]

I used to hate you to the point that I would follow you home.

Now Ive realized that life to too fuging short to be bunched up over the fact that your cutting in front of me added 10 seconds to my drive home.

[House]

Wow, I ALWAYS wave....ALWAYS! I even waive at the dick who failed to block my attempt to let me in....I love watching people freak out in my rearview mirror, while they are by themselves in their car!!! I laugh fu*king hard at this...I am on the road all day, everyday.

And yes, I really am in a rush, going to an important meeting everyday, so I guess that would technically make me important.

I'm the guy that you are trying to describe to the cops because I just rammed the poo out of your car and kept on going.

[TheSaint]

...To merge into traffic at the very last second. Do you hate me?

Yeah, but i hate the pussy that lets you in more.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Anyone who's merged from 85 south onto 77 south knows this is truth.

Anybody who does this also knows you have to be going 20+ over the speed limit to merge properly into that left lane.

I love that part of my daily drive! I think I'm trying to break 80 on the radar gun right there. One day.

And no Hotsauce, you're a salesman. Your importance is somewhere between an admin assistant and the chief custodian.

[sunbunny]

I used to think I was laid back. Never really got pissed while driving. I've driven roads from FL to Michigan pulling the trailer and never got mad. Since my new job, and being on a time schedule, and being on the road every day, I've developed road rage. I HATE the damn "how's my driving" sticker on the back of my truck. Know what? Go ahead and call me in. I don't care. Think corporate really cares that I gave you finger if the delivery got there on time and they didn't miss a sell?

Nothing tickles me more than when the truckers get together on the radio and work together to block some dumbass in that waited until the last minute to try and merge. One truck will ride slow in the lane that's merging and back the traffic up, then at the last minute, the other trucks will let him in. You'd probably have to see them do it to understand what I'm talking about.

Oh, and everyone except me traveling 95 is an idiot.

[88 Bronco]

I'm the guy that runs your dumbass off the road. It's simple, I have the right of way and if you hit me, I get a free paint job.