Drunk Text Failure

[hepcat]

She speaks spanish, I speak spanish, this is the text:

"Ojala que hace un buen trabajo con ese musica en el dormitorio del noche porque mi pollo esta grande"

not too proud of that one

[g5jamz]

Working well with music in the dormitory and your chicken is huge?

[The Saltman]

Hopefully that does a good job with that music in the bedroom at night because my chicken is great?

[Darth Biscuit]

El translato por favor.

[CLTPanther]

Usted ha hecho screwed el perro

[hepcat]

I don't even really know what it means. Thought it was hilarious while I was drunk

[boo7382]

She speaks spanish, I speak spanish, this is the text:

"Ojala que hace un buen trabajo con ese musica en el dormitorio del noche porque mi pollo esta grande"

not too proud of that one

lol god the grammar errors in here are endless

loosely translated its

I hope that (im assuming u meant hace to be "I", in the past which would be hice) I did a good job with that music in the night room b/c my chicken is huge - but estar (esta) is only for temporary situations which means that since u didnt say "es grande", you basically told her it was only big in that certain moment but it can change in the future

[Darth Biscuit]

So in addition to being a cool ass young rock star, you also have a big chicken... sometimes. :thumbsup:

[hepcat]

lol god the grammar errors in here are endless

loosely translated its

I hope that (im assuming u meant hace to be "I", in the past which would be hice) I did a good job with that music in the night room b/c my chicken is huge - but estar (esta) is only for temporary situations which means that since u didnt say "es grande", you basically told her it was only big in that certain moment but it can change in the future

the grammar errors were partially intentional and partially because of drunkness. i wanted to leave an air of ambiguity in the text.

[Carolina Husker]

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.

[boo7382]

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad! that's amazing!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Why would you speak Spanish? Waste of a language.

[boo7382]

Why would you speak Spanish? Waste of a language.

Why wouldn't you? Its one of the romance languages and spoken in hundreds of places around the world. Its a beautiful language and has lots of dialects. Its also fairly easy to learn the basics until you get into grammar and translation then it gets really really difficult.

Better than French IMO.

[Scrumtrilescent]

It's the dirty slutty step sister of the Romance languages, don't kid yourself.