Married Guys need advice

[Panthro]

Here is the list for us men:

1) Wake up in morning, tea bag her.

2) At breakfast, tea bag her.

3) If you have lunch with her, tea bag her.

4) At dinner, tea bag her.

5) When she is making you watch American Idol, tea bag her.

6) After the kiss goodnight, roll over and give her a dutch oven.

That's love. Not sure why my wife stays mad. :confused:

I make a wicked cup of Chamomile tea for me lady....sounds smiliar.

[LifeisaGarden]

Here is the list for us men:

1) Wake up in morning, tea bag her.

2) At breakfast, tea bag her.

3) If you have lunch with her, tea bag her.

4) At dinner, tea bag her.

5) When she is making you watch American Idol, tea bag her.

6) After the kiss goodnight, roll over and give her a dutch oven.

That's love. Not sure why my wife stays mad. :confused:

[panther4life]

While i've never been married, i lived with a girl for 2 years. After a while i really felt like i needed some variety, everybody knows the old saying "show me the hottest girl in the world and i'll show you somebody who is tired of bangin her".

Anyway I assume the business you attended to was cuz you wanted to get laid, but needed to get a quick qlimpse of some porn so you could imagine something different. If this is in fact the case, mute your computer first next time.

[TheSaint]

You're married and you haven't learned that there is no Woman list?

well there should be...

Oh..tonite

Im keeping the baby , on a work webconference while my wife is out drinking with friends..

[dimbee]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

:puke:

[88 Bronco]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

A bottle of lotion and youporn is easier than this poo

[Aintsaint]

As I have been contemplating writing thisto you many fans of THE SAINT's post

What actually happened last night was he came in with a new game from best buy and I went into his bastard cave opposed to my bitch cave that he refers to on this board. I said hey " talk to me" which is my normal and often too frequent way of saying. What's going on, tell me about your day etc.

He says in a very harsh tone "YOU talk to me" so I then decided, I really didn't

Care to talk to him. All he was concerned about was his new game on his xbox.

So that my friends was the reason why my husband didn't get any poontang last night and his further comments today is the reason why he isn't getting any tonight.

Yes THE saint got up with our 6 month old this am,yes I went to have

2 beers with A FRIEND I was home at 7:30.

But the SAINT has had at least 25-30 nights with no baby in the house

Or hotel. I have been sleep deprived and hormonal since april.

I have a 6 month old - and am not on birth control because they are changing it next cycle.

Maybe PMS

Maybe just pissed the eff off.

[dimbee]

As I have been contemplating writing thisto you many fans of THE SAINT's post

What actually happened last night was he came in with a new game from best buy and I went into his bastard cave opposed to my bitch cave that he refers to on this board. I said hey " talk to me" which is my normal and often too frequent way of saying. What's going on, tell me about your day etc.

He says in a very harsh tone "YOU talk to me" so I then decided, I really didn't

Care to talk to him. All he was concerned about was his new game on his xbox.

So that my friends was the reason why my husband didn't get any poontang last night and his further comments today is the reason why he isn't getting any tonight.

Yes THE saint got up with our 6 month old this am,yes I went to have

2 beers with A FRIEND I was home at 7:30.

But the SAINT has had at least 25-30 nights with no baby in the house

Or hotel. I have been sleep deprived and hormonal since april.

I have a 6 month old - and am not on birth control because they are changing it next cycle.

Maybe PMS

Maybe just pissed the eff off.

I can't help but notice that you did not mention how good you are at making sammiches....

[Kurb]

Thought!

TheSaint isn't getting laid tonight either....

[Hawk]

lol...if I was a betting man...I'd say his weekend is shot too

[PntherPryd]

wonder how much Call of Duty Black Ops has affected marital bliss worldwide.

are we really surprised?

[Aintsaint]

Oh he also failed to mention that his parents were in town for the game

When his mom had a complete meltdown and packed her things to stay in a hotel

So this week hasnt been so secksey around here.

[Squirrel]

lol...if I was a betting man...I'd say his weekend is shot too

Weekend? Try the rest of the month.

[Aintsaint]

I'm not perfect, nor I try to act like I am. I'm just stating facts.

Yes, I am a hormonal bitch at times, yes I make mistakes.

I love my husband but he is portraying me as a lazy, lush, who doesn't love

Him or want to be intimate with him.

I just think the WHOLE story should be told.

I am doing the very best I can. Drinking all night long playing xbox until one inthe morning isn't EVER going to get him any.