Married Guys need advice

[JakeFlake]

11. Don't ask her if you can put it up her ass.

[Hawk]

11. Don't ask her if you can put it up her ass.

it's better if it's a surprise????

[Murph]

How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?.

If she will leave me alone and tip toe on eggshells when I walk into a room, I would be willing to try it.

[boo7382]

I have heard that chocolate makes your cramps worse. I don't know though b/c I don't eat a lot of chocolate.

We do Looooooove small things (except the obvious)

I think it might be because we would never think that you would consider to do something like that or that you would even notice.

[Squirrel]

Since you are married it looks like you dont take good advice.

[LifeisaGarden]

If she will leave me alone and tip toe on eggshells when I walk into a room, I would be willing to try it.

There is no need to walk on eggshells. I just don't like people pulling on me, fugging with me & needing help with I feel like poo. Besides it's only for a day or so that I feel like that anyway.

I have heard that chocolate makes your cramps worse. I don't know though b/c I don't eat a lot of chocolate.

We do Looooooove small things (except the obvious)

I think it might be because we would never think that you would consider to do something like that or that you would even notice.

It's the caffiene in the chocolate that makes it worse. But fug that, I'm not giving up my caffiene. If I did that I would be bitchy! I don't think eating a couple of squares of chocolate is going to hurt that much anyway. It's the only time I really have chocolate, I really don't eat it that often either.

[TheSaint]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

WTF do i need a list of poo to do?

Where is the Woman List

[Scrumtrilescent]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

F this. If this was something unexpected like the flu, typhoid, or the plague..then by all means act like that, you deserve to but when it's something that happens every month...put your big girl pants on. Preferably ones with pads.

[Starscream]

WTF do i need a list of poo to do?

Where is the Woman List

You're married and you haven't learned that there is no Woman list?

[PanthaSan]

Dude, if you come home from a workout and the baby is asleep and your wife looks like she might be in the mood, then you have about a five minute window to work with. Feel like you need a shower? You better give her a wink, take her hand and take her to the shower with you. Make it fun and a bit romantic.

A new mom is lacking sleep, overburdened, doesn't feel good about her looks for very long, and is still going through hormonal changes. If she even flirts it means she's feeling a bit more like her old self and she needs immediate attention and validation. That's when you whip out quicky unspecific compliment like "I have been thinking about you all day..." or "There's just something really, really nice about you tonight, let's find out what it is."

And then warmly take her to the bedroom and go for it! You have limited time before: a) the baby wakes; her mood changes; or c) something interrupts. If you take 10 minutes, it's over and you're gonna look like the bad guy because you farted around and didn't take care of her. Ten minutes doesn't make sense to us guys, but it can mean the world to a gal.

Ok, I was gonna say that it is bad advice to ask for any advice from teh Huddle nutcases (me included) but i saw this from Khyber and I must admit, it pretty much nails any Man/Woman relationship issues (also Man/Man according to Meat).

+Rep, Khyber

[Scrumtrilescent]

http://www.accessmylibrary.com/article-1G1-188424175/women-menstruation-huts-variations.html

[LifeisaGarden]

WTF do i need a list of poo to do?

Where is the Woman List

Because you are doing it wrong!

You wanted advice, "Mr. I'm not getting any". If you were doing it right you'd be fugging your wife right now.

Neither myself or my husband are sex deprived. We must be doing something right.

[SCP]

WTF do i need a list of poo to do?

Where is the Woman List

Here is the list for us men:

1) Wake up in morning, tea bag her.

2) At breakfast, tea bag her.

3) If you have lunch with her, tea bag her.

4) At dinner, tea bag her.

5) When she is making you watch American Idol, tea bag her.

6) After the kiss goodnight, roll over and give her a dutch oven.

That's love. Not sure why my wife stays mad. :confused:

[boo7382]

Because you are doing it wrong!

You wanted advice, "Mr. I'm not getting any". If you were doing it right you'd be fugging your wife right now.

Neither myself or my husband are sex deprived. We must be doing something right.