Married Guys need advice

[TarPanther9180]

That's why you don't get married. I can do that and then just go home.

Great success.

Exactly, if your relationship is built off sex, don't get married...you will only be disappointed and miserable.

[Khyber53]

Dude, if you come home from a workout and the baby is asleep and your wife looks like she might be in the mood, then you have about a five minute window to work with. Feel like you need a shower? You better give her a wink, take her hand and take her to the shower with you. Make it fun and a bit romantic.

A new mom is lacking sleep, overburdened, doesn't feel good about her looks for very long, and is still going through hormonal changes. If she even flirts it means she's feeling a bit more like her old self and she needs immediate attention and validation. That's when you whip out quicky unspecific compliment like "I have been thinking about you all day..." or "There's just something really, really nice about you tonight, let's find out what it is."

And then warmly take her to the bedroom and go for it! You have limited time before: a) the baby wakes; her mood changes; or c) something interrupts. If you take 10 minutes, it's over and you're gonna look like the bad guy because you farted around and didn't take care of her. Ten minutes doesn't make sense to us guys, but it can mean the world to a gal.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Yeah, this.

It just kinda happens now. Difficult to predict.

I can usually count on the ovulation sex and sadly the period hornies sex.

Anything else is a random that I'm thankful for.

I've found a healthy substitute in working out harder and taking my kids fishing.

We went yesterday afternoon and had a great time.

I know you're a Blackhawks fan, but sometimes you gotta go get your Redwings.

[JakeFlake]

All good to know in case I ever get married.

[Panthro]

I know you're a Blackhawks fan, but sometimes you gotta go get your Redwings.

fuging a girl in Detroit? ewww

[Scrumtrilescent]

Icky, right?

[Panthro]

You'd have to be a bloody idiot to do that

[boo7382]

Dude, if you come home from a workout and the baby is asleep and your wife looks like she might be in the mood, then you have about a five minute window to work with. Feel like you need a shower? You better give her a wink, take her hand and take her to the shower with you. Make it fun and a bit romantic.

A new mom is lacking sleep, overburdened, doesn't feel good about her looks for very long, and is still going through hormonal changes. If she even flirts it means she's feeling a bit more like her old self and she needs immediate attention and validation. That's when you whip out quicky unspecific compliment like "I have been thinking about you all day..." or "There's just something really, really nice about you tonight, let's find out what it is."

And then warmly take her to the bedroom and go for it! You have limited time before: a) the baby wakes; her mood changes; or c) something interrupts. If you take 10 minutes, it's over and you're gonna look like the bad guy because you farted around and didn't take care of her. Ten minutes doesn't make sense to us guys, but it can mean the world to a gal.

you, sir, are a smart man

[Scrumtrilescent]

Yep, no beating around the bush on that one.

[Epistaxis]

I know you're a Blackhawks fan, but sometimes you gotta go get your Redwings.

A wise Native told me that to swim in the Red River was fine, but I should not drink from it.

[Panthers_Lover]

you, sir, are a smart man

agreed

[Scrumtrilescent]

A wise Native told me that to swim in the Red River was fine, but I should not drink from it.

I heard just to be safe, you should just stick to playing in the back yard.

[LifeisaGarden]

1. Don't fug with her when she's on the rag. We are already uncomfortable enough. How would you feel if your dick bled for 7 days every fugging month?

2. Find what her cycle is like so you can predict when the PMS will strike. Bring her chocolate and her favorite adult beverage, even if she is bitchy she will appreciate it. (I like dark chocolate & Merlot)

3. Take the trash out. Even if it doesn't need it, take it out. And don't forget to put a fresh bag in the trash can.

4. Don't ask her to do things for you that you can do yourself. That gets irritating.

5. Tell her you love her everyday.

6. We like small things. If you stop to get yourself some beer, buy something for her that she likes on occasion.

7. Don't do stupid poo, it pisses her off.

8. Complement her in front of her friends and others. But don't say "insert name makes a damn good sammich" or "insert name gives decent head". That will piss her off.

9. Don't insult the food she makes for you. Even if you don't think it's an insult it can be ("This could use a little less salt"). Stick to positive phrases when saying things about the food she cooks. "Thank you for cooking dinner" is better than something negative or nothing at all.

10. Ask if there is anything you can do for her. Sometimes we need help but are too afraid to ask because we don't want to hear you complain about it.

[Murph]

A wise Native told me that to swim in the Red River was fine, but I should not drink from it.

Unfortunately I experienced that. Word of obvious adivce, if it is anywhere near that time of the month, leave the light on at least until you have inspected the goods.