Married Guys need advice

[TheSaint]

So i was out of town last night. Driving home, was really looking forward to possible sex with the wife. Get home, and at one point, the wife is in a great mood, happy etc, and im thinking ive got a chance.

Went up stairs, got out of work clothes did some other business etc.

Come back down stairs. Wife has totally changed moods. And instead of thinking i might get lucky, im hoping to avoid a conflict that she might fabricate. I cook dinner, etc. And she goes to bed.

is this normal?

i really am about to give up on women. Its obviously me.

[Hawk]

it's because you're a fat bastard I'm sure!!!!

[Kurb]

Man sees God

God says you are a good man I give you a wish

Man says I want a road to Hawaii for I can't afford to fly

God says that is a pretty weak wish

Man says ok I want to understand how women think

God asks 1 lane or 2 ?

[SCP]

If somebody actually has the answer to what makes a wife tick, I am all ears.

[pstall]

you must get a PHd in your wife danielson. She proly felt like you did more important things before you gave her the time of day.

NEVER try to figure out feelings or be Dr.Phil to your wife.

She may not be as good at verbalizing her emotions but ask her. Hey honey, when i came home and did some other things, did you think i didn't think you were important?

I can spend days on this dynamic. No silver bullets other than whats in the fridge.

But only you will know what makes her tick.

[Kurb]

Did you happen to inquire what crawled up her ass in that short time span ?

[dimbee]

So i was out of town last night. Driving home, was really looking forward to possible sex with the wife. Get home, and at one point, the wife is in a great mood, happy etc, and im thinking ive got a chance.

Went up stairs, got out of work clothes did some other business etc.

The last part of the sentence is what did ya in.

[charlotte49er]

She's not pregnant is she? Women can change mood minute to minute when their hormones are running wild!

Men on the other hand, need some kind of stimuli to set them off. I can't speak for all men, but when something ticks me off, I tend to get over it as fast as it came on. (Like not having internet service for the upteenth time in 21 weeks. Or some a-hole cuts me off in traffic.) I rant a for a few mnites then I'm over it.

Women will stew for days over something we think it trivial.

I did have one girlfriend, who, when we started to have a fight, she either brought up some obscure sports fact, which set me off on a tangent for 30+ minutes. After that, I forgot what we were about to fight about. OR, she would simply pull up her top, she never wore a bra even though she had very nice "C" cup breasts! She'd pull her bra up and bounce them around. Made me forget what we were about to fight about every time.

[Jangler]

Sounds like your dick was driving you home.

[TheSaint]

Did you happen to inquire what crawled up her ass in that short time span ?

Yeah. i did. not a good idea.

because, of course...

NOTHING WAS WRONG

[TheSaint]

she's not pregnant is she?

die fuger die

[Kevin Greene]

The last part of the sentence is what did ya in.

Aye.

Apparently she expected you to do some chore when you got home.

[88 Bronco]

Either the other business you did was not business she wanted done, you made some comment she misconstrued, or she became annoyed with something else. How long have you been married?

[Zod]

You're married and still have sex?