Fvck Disney World

[Carolina Husker]

We wanted to go to Dick's House.

[Squirrel]

[Murph]

For those of us with kids, this is completely unsurprising. All of us have been through those WTF moments when they ruin a great moment and blow our minds. Once young kids get it in their minds they are going to do or get something, trying to change it (even at a substantial upgrade) is playing with fire.

[Doyle]

I like the oldest kids reaction the best. He could really give a flying f*ck.

[PantherBrew]

For those of us with kids, this is completely unsurprising. All of us have been through those WTF moments when they ruin a great moment and blow our minds. Once young kids get it in their minds they are going to do or get something, trying to change it (even at a substantial upgrade) is playing with fire.

I'll have to keep this in mind.

[Skew]

Is it weird that I now really want to know more about and see Dick's house?

[Doyle]

Is it weird that I now really want to know more about and see Dick's house?

Dicks house is the bomb!

[charlotte49er]

Dicks house is the bomb!

Dick's House sound like where a child molester would live!

[blackcatgrowl]

What terrible fuging parents.

1. Who lets their toddler play with cash? Money is one of the most filthy items in our society (Mythbusters, thank you).

2. Who lets their 5-7 year old get a mohawk?

3. Why would you film your kids being brats, then post it on You-Tube? It's like saying "Hey, look, we spoil our children, lol!"

Fuc k these people.

[charlotte49er]

The ex-fancee wanted to go on a cruise for 10 days -2 weeks and get married on the cruise. THEN when we got back from the cruise, she wanted to go to the Sandals Resort on St. Barts for 10 days -2 weeks.

I said, someone in there, I wanted to go to Disney World for 3-4 days! She said, "Who the "F" goes to Disney World on the Honeymoon?" I told her that I 'd have more fun at Disney World than lying on a beach somewhere for 10 days. (I'm not the kind of guy who can just lay around. Unless it's in bed making love, then I'm still not laying around!)

She said, "Fine, then you pay for the whole thing!" Which was her plan all along. It's part of the reason we never got married and she's an ex-fiancee!

[Khyber53]

Just another pack of Yankees disappointed to be headed to Florida who end up pitching a fit in North Carolina. Please, keep on driving through, move along, move along.

[mmmbeans]

What terrible fuging parents.

1. Who lets their toddler play with cash? Money is one of the most filthy items in our society (Mythbusters, thank you).

2. Who lets their 5-7 year old get a mohawk?

3. Why would you film your kids being brats, then post it on You-Tube? It's like saying "Hey, look, we spoil our children, lol!"

Fuc k these people.

OMG and they're in the smoking section!

[Jbro]

That reminds me of my 8th Bday. I loved David Copperfield the magician when I was little (he used to do all those CBS specials). Anyways every time my dad took me to a Hornets game I always said I wanna be closer to the players. We went to a lot of games but always sat in uppers.

So at about 4 pm on my birthday my dad told me to get ready me and him were going out to a "man" dinner then to a special surprise that he is gonna take me to. We get to dinner and the whole time I keep talking about David Copperfield and how awesome he is gonna be, my dad keeps talking about the Hornets but I won't shutup and go on on and on about how awesome Copperfield is gonna be.He went to the payphone (precell phone era) and I remember him telling my mom he feels bad. We get to Charlotte Coliseum (think Copperfield was at Ovens) but I don't know the difference. I ask my dad why everyone is wearing hornets stuff to David Copperfield and he finally tells me we have floor seats to the game directly behind the Hornets bench. I start screaming in the parking lot that he is the worst dad ever and I want to go home. I continue to whine the entire game and we leave by halftime.

Copperfield was here about 5 years ago and for a gag gift for Xmas my parents got the wife and I tickets for him. The card said something along the lines of "Enjoy the show you unappreciative brat."As soon as I opened them I told my dad he was jackass because I wanted Bobcats floor seats.

Moral of the story is I gotto poop and somebody bring me a beer.

Edit: And I did not fake cry it for a video camera like these kids.

[SOJA]

My question is: how the fug is North Carolina close to Disney World: "Go put on your shirts kids we're only 13 hours away!"