Terrified Matt Moore Audibles After Allegedly Seeing Monster In Defense

[Fiz]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/terrified-matt-moore-audibles-after-allegedly-seei,18411/

CHARLOTTE, NC—Early in the third quarter of last Sunday's game against the Saints, Carolina Panthers quarterback Matt Moore saw something terrifying and inhuman in the defense and called an audible, the visibly shaken quarterback later confirmed. "I didn't like what I saw out there, because, I swear to God, this thing had huge claws and fangs," said Moore, who frantically ran up and down the line of scrimmage pointing and screaming, warning his teammates about the ghoulish beast, and yelling "blue 32 falcon." "If I didn't change the play, then that thing—whatever the hell it was—would have killed [running back] Jonathan [stewart], because it was right in perfect position to rip him to shreds." Moore, who changed the play from a toss right to a quick slant, was hit on the blind side and sacked for an eight-yard loss by a yeti

[Dpantherman]

???

[R0CKnR0LLA]

At least they can spell ghoulish.

[Proudiddy]

Too bad he was knocked out in the 2nd. The Onion usually makes it believable enough till the punchline... Humor fail.

[YourMomsLover]

Was it Vilma?

[Debil]

ROFL! That's freakin' awesome!

[David Duke Is a Bad Person]

This story if from the Onion. It is a fake news site.

People who seem to buy into all the stories are the same people who read stories on the web like Luck from Stanford is the next sure guy to light up the NFL.

[Doyle]

There was a good one on Delhomme a couple of years ago. I love The Onion.

[Fiz]

Oh wow thanks for clearing that up David duke

[Debil]

The Onion is fake? OMG, really? All this time... sh*t.

[The Saltman]

White Power!!! right Dukie?

[Proudiddy]

LOL IDK what we would've done had it not been for David Duke. I bet War of the Worlds was a hit at the Duke house, much like minorities.

[AceMan]

But I saw that damn Yeti too! Took Matt out the game!

[Jase]

Are you telling me there was no yeti? I must have been drunker than I thought...