Unwanted family member on the way

[Happy Panther]

Sure!

[Happy Panther]

Should be any minute based on her facebook postings. I will try to get frequent updates and possibly video here.

But seriously hopefully she chickens out

[TarPanther9180]

Is she hot?

[Doyle]

Should be any minute based on her facebook postings. I will try to get frequent updates and possibly video here.

But seriously hopefully she chickens out

Something tells me your facial expression when she gets there will be the same as your avatar.

[Happy Panther]

Is she hot?

Used to be. She is decent looking but looks a little beat up these days

[boo7382]

Do you need me to take care of this? I can PM you my fees

[Happy Panther]

Do you need me to take care of this? I can PM you my fees

Ah independent mercenary.

I'm definitely interested.

Do you charge more for bodily harm?

[CLTPanther]

Reverse the circuit to your door bell and shock her ass

[Darth Biscuit]

So you learned of this "visit" via facebook?

[The Saltman]

Do you need me to take care of this? I can PM you my feet

fixed

[Happy Panther]

actually she left a message on the machine last night saying "see you tomorrow!"

We are following her progress on facebook.

She has never been to our house.

My wife is livid right now

[Happy Panther]

She just posted from TN. Sweet hopefully she backed out

[hepcat]

So wait - you've got a crazy junkie relative of your wifes coming to your house unannounced for no reason...and you DON'T want to party with her?

Just kidding! Yea if she's dangerous call the cops and let them know the situation, that is if you know she's coming.

[boo7382]

Ah independent mercenary.

I'm definitely interested.

Do you charge more for bodily harm?

na, its just one standard fee. Of course, there are extra charges if I am using more tools than necessary. For example, I expect you to give me the shovels, trashbag and the axe. That all depends on you.