I Missed the Game Today

[Ricky Spanish]

Literally just got back home after playing paintball all weekend in taylorsville. SO MUCH FUN, but not the point, the point is i missed the panthers game. My friend texted me around 3 or so that matt got hurt and they threw jimmy in, now he's telling me that jimmy got benched too? what the hell happened today?!?!?!

can someone please give me a summary of what exactly happened?

[PantherFan52]

This is how i felt watching the game

[mav1234]

Offense looked okay, because our running backs were kinda finding holes, but Stew got hit hard, injured out of game, and fumbled. Moore got knocked out the next drive. Sutton came in, ran really well the next drive, then got knocked out a couple drives later. Clausen wasn't able to get much going and was benched before the 4th quarter when he threw a pick 6 for Pike, who put up 40 yards against a prevent defense and has been anointed as the 2nd best quarterback we have, right behind Armanti "Jesus" Edwards. Since we all know Fox hates religion and with it our savior, we can expect The Amazing Pike to start.

also, the D blew today for most of the game (probably due to exhaustion).

oh, special teams was decent, and we had a 4th down conversion on a fake punt.

[Davis83]

1 10:19 J.Kasay 20 yd. Field Goal (6-26, 2:55) 0 3

Saints 1 2:28 J.Shockey 7 yd. pass from D.Brees (G.Hartley kick) (7-27, 3:03) 7 3

Saints 2 2:49 J.Graham 19 yd. pass from D.Brees (G.Hartley kick) (9-73, 5:14) 14 3

Saints 2 0:00 G.Hartley 31 yd. Field Goal (7-70, 0:54) 17 3

Saints 3 8:38 G.Hartley 36 yd. Field Goal (11-39, 5:02) 20 3

Saints 3 0:41 J.Greer 24 yd. interception return (G.Hartley kick) 27 3

Saints 4 8:12 L.Betts 1 yd. run (G.Hartley kick) (10-52, 5:20) 34 3

to sum it up - we lost

[Guest DrewBreesIsGod]

this is pretty much how it went down:

[grateflday]

Consider yourself lucky..... you didnt wast three hrs of your life watching the same garbage we have seen all season. The offense suck balls again, just getting a first down was a huge success. Nothing be three and outs. The defense was on the field all day and execpt for a few times there was no pash rush, the Saints ran and threw the ball well puting up about 400+yards.

[Skew]

Take one Bears game

one Rams game

one cup of piss

two barf bags full of puke

a toilet bowl full of diarrhea

mix all ingredients in a blender until well blended, pour mixture onto a grassy rectangle field, 300 feet by 160 feet, let it bake in the sun at about 52 degrees for 3 hours.

Serves 70,000 people.