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Bad First Dates

Mr. Scot

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Ja Rhule Grand Master

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I never had a bad date until I met my current gf. About 2 years ago, I asked my gf if she'd like to go out to PF Chang and maybe a movie afterwords. She agreed... Well, my friend called and asked me if he can join us with his fiance, double date... I asked my date and she said sure, she met my friend few times before. Well, gues what? My friend shows up by himself and says his fiance is not feeling well. So.. 3 of us went out to eat and then he decided that he'd go to a movie with us too... It was fuging weird...

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I never had a bad date until I met my current gf. About 2 years ago, I asked my gf if she'd like to go out to PF Chang and maybe a movie afterwords. She agreed... Well, my friend called and asked me if he can join us with his fiance, double date... I asked my date and she said sure, she met my friend few times before. Well, gues what? My friend shows up by himself and says his fiance is not feeling well. So.. 3 of us went out to eat and then he decided that he'd go to a movie with us too... It was fuging weird...

Haha, I'd hate for that to happen. I still think poo falling out of the sky was the worst.

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One of my worst was with a girl who told me a litany of stories about prior guys that had done her wrong. that by itself might not have been as bad, but she also told me some stuff about how she wanted to get back at them, which included her going back to her car to get the knife she kept with her :eek:

Very hot to look at (easily one of the hottest girls I ever dated) but I was afraid to start a relationship with her due to the fear that if I screwed up, she might kill me.

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worst one i ever heard was an old buddy who told me about his best friend's first date with a girl he met. they went out to eat dinner somewhere, and then headed back to his parent's place to watch a movie. the meal she ate didn't sit well with her stomach, and she headed upstairs to use the bathroom while the guy and his parents waited downstairs.

she shat up the toilet pretty bad, and then when she tried to flush it, the toilet clogged. there was no plunger, and she couldn't figure out any way to get it to flush... mortified at the thought of leaving a mess, she opened the bathroom window, scooped out the poo, and threw it all out the window. when she got back downstairs the family was staring at her. then she realized the bathroom window was positioned over top the dining room skylights - the family had watched poo rain down on the window for the last five minutes.

a year later they got married.

hahaha dude thats from like a movie or something. ive heard the exact same story

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Worst first date-ish kinda thing I've ever had...

Couple years back, my roommate comes to me and says he wants to take out this girl he met and asks if I'd come to keep her roommate company (apparently she didn't want to go alone). Plan was to go salsa dancing at this place downtown. So we meet over at the girls house, play some apples to apples and get pretty wasted. We catch the bus downtown and go dancing. Things are going great and both of us seem to be hitting it off. So we leave the salsa dancing place and we're going somewhere else (this is a hazy place in the memory). We're walking up this hill, but my roommates girl trips and falls down a hill and seriously injures her knee. I think she broke a heel. Later I found out she tore her ACL or something horrible like that. HUGE buzzkill, ruined any chance either of us had that night, and made me wary of girls shoes, being drunk, and injury possibilities.

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Worst first date-ish kinda thing I've ever had...

Couple years back, my roommate comes to me and says he wants to take out this girl he met and asks if I'd come to keep her roommate company (apparently she didn't want to go alone). Plan was to go salsa dancing at this place downtown. So we meet over at the girls house, play some apples to apples and get pretty wasted. We catch the bus downtown and go dancing. Things are going great and both of us seem to be hitting it off. So we leave the salsa dancing place and we're going somewhere else (this is a hazy place in the memory). We're walking up this hill, but my roommates girl trips and falls down a hill and seriously injures her knee. I think she broke a heel. Later I found out she tore her ACL or something horrible like that. HUGE buzzkill, ruined any chance either of us had that night, and made me wary of girls shoes, being drunk, and injury possibilities.

thats why you dont just wear heels when you go out!! gotta practice and be used to walking drunk in heels. its a science

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