Best Friends?

[njpanther]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-woman-who-demanded-that-her-husband-and-his-friend-eat-her-pussy-at-knifepoint/

[mmmbeans]

yes.

[boo7382]

The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further. It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [eat my pussy] or I’m going to cut your fuging throat.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but puking at the same time:puke:

[The Saltman]

Wtf?

[TarPanther9180]

I guess desperate times call for desperate measures

[natty]

overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor

Who wudda thunk?

[TarPanther9180]

hawt

[Wither]

Dude...

[cookinwithgas]

I'm really not that bummed about the coming apocalypse now

[PanthaSan]

I'd hi........well, maybe not.

[Purity-Control]

She would have to stick the blade in my neck, no F*cking way would I eat that nasty rotten gash.

[CatsMeow]

If she looked (and smelled) like that, and the friend was so eager to help out--imagine how hideous he must look.

[Swan]

[Mayor Qumiby]

Yummm in bet that's full of muff cabbage