I'm all alone in the Office...

[Jase]

Just one question:

Pants or no pants?

[The Saltman]

Stupid question, next.

[KBRed]

Do the no pants dance.

[Captroop]

Leg warmers and nothing else.

[hepcat]

The answer is run around the office in a leotard screaming "thug life"

[CatsMeow]

Pants on the Ground!

[SOJA]

does your office have security cameras?

[The Saltman]

Do u have a webcam so I can see u? is the right answer.

/thread

[Hawk]

no pants...and who really cares if anyone else is there!

[CLTPanther]

I have a camera on my laptop. I can send you a pic of my ass real quick

[Jase]

another question: I'm currently going commando, but we have those cool herman miller aeron chairs that breathe. Does this change your answer?

[The Saltman]

can someone jizz their pants and puke at the same time?

[Hawk]

another question: I'm currently going commando, but we have those cool herman miller aeron chairs that breathe. Does this change your answer?

might help shrink your hemis!

[charlotte49er]

Leave a mushroom stamp on the glass of the copier.

That way everyone who copies something will see your junk-print.

If you are a man, put your Johonson on the copier and hit maximum upsize. If your a girl, climb up on the copier and hit maximum downsize!

Or you can just look at porn until someone gets back.

If you have to asnwer the phone, just say, "Duffy's Bar, but Duffy ain't here." (Hopefully your boss won't call.)