Nut chafing

[Hawk]

get someone to gently blow on them for you

[cookinwithgas]

Christ stop whining when I worked the trade shows in Chicago I had to be in 4 days prior to setup, do the show and lunches/dinners with clients every night of the show and 2 days teardown.

If you boss didn't insist you wear those leather pants this would not be a problem.

[TarPanther9180]

Rub some tussin on them

[Darth Biscuit]

Nut chaffe ftl... sorry man.

[Brokenbad]

My man!

Shower to Shower sport baby powder and a pair of Underarmour boxer briefs will put you out of your misery!

I have had the same problem in the past. This is the perfect solution.

[TheSaint]

haha... had the same problem last week. found a great cure...

but you were such a fuging cocksucker in the Smack Forum, i hope your tighty whiteys turn red from the blood of your cashews.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Damn

[TheSaint]

Speaking of Chicago trade shows...what a shitty location for the convention center.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Powder makes me too dry...

Sometimes you gotta break out the Desitin...

You're welcome...

[TheSaint]

haha... had the same problem last week. found a great cure...

but you were such a fuging cocksucker in the Smack Forum, i hope your tighty whiteys turn red from the blood of your cashews.

OK, well i went back to the Smack Forum. Maybe i wasnt the target and im a Samaritan to the Core.

Did you recently trim/shave your ballsack? Bad move before a convention...unless you have a ***** in the windy city. A freshly shorn sack will stick to the leg like a Gameday car magnet. Not a good recipe.

You need the most awesomest powder ever. Not sure what that is, but maybe Burts Bees or some other high end brand. Maybe start with a thick layer of Boudreauxs Butt Paste.

Being out of town away from the wife/gf i know you are tempted to hang out with your bids at some cool bar in Chicargo, but try and take it easy. Room rest is best. But if yu have to go out...have a seat and prevent and much Nutgration as possible.

[pstall]

desitin. it's not just for babies anymore. zinc oxide my chaffed brotha

[SCP]

Holy sh*t. I found the temporary on-the-road cure!!!

8 Sam Adams pints, some Chicago pork chops, mashed sweet taters, some spinach, and sitting on a cold piece of marble outside of the hotel.

Thanks for all the suggestions. I will be paying the price in the morning. Lord be with me.

[SCP]

haha... had the same problem last week. found a great cure...

but you were such a fuging cocksucker in the Smack Forum, i hope your tighty whiteys turn red from the blood of your cashews.

You might want to strike this from the record. I recently gave you teh props. My war is with DrewBreesIsGod. Although it appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[Kevin Greene]

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