A Night of Debauchery...

[Scrumtrilescent]

This is why I live in a box by the train station.

[Hawk]

So I'm having a little get together the Saturday night before the Ravens game with an asian shemale, a 347 lbs black woman named Bertha, a pair of siamese twins (one male, one female), three midgets and a donkey. I need a hotel room in downtown Charlotte near the stadium for the night of this event. The only requirement for the hotel room is that it has to have 2 beds (we like to switch partners in the middle of the night).

Any hotel suggestions?

sounds like you are partying with the mod candidates

[boo7382]

Better not be too hungover/sexed out to make it to the tailgate

[Skew]

Better not be too hungover/sexed out to make it to the tailgate

That's just my pregame ritual.

[boo7382]

That's just my pregame ritual.

o, no wonder you always seem so calm and relaxed.....

or is that the weed?

[Mayor Qumiby]

Pics or it didn't happen!

[Skew]

Pics or it didn't happen!

What happens with a guy, an asian shemale, a 347 lbs black woman named Bertha, a pair of siamese twins (one male, one female), three midgets and a donkey in a hotel room in downtown Charlotte, stays with a guy, an asian shemale, a 347 lbs black woman named Bertha, a pair of siamese twins (one male, one female), three midgets and a donkey in a hotel room in downtown Charlotte. :co:

[Skew]

o, no wonder you always seem so calm and relaxed.....

or is that the weed?

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