A difference of perception...

[Mr. Scot]

I remember something I heard from a comedian once (forget who).

When a girl get's depressed, she thinks "Oh, I'm fat".

When a guy gets depressed, he thinks "Crap. My girlfriend's fat" :sosp:

[SmootsDaddy89]

No, when a guy gets depressed, he thinks, "Boo, go make me a sammich."

[Mr. Scot]

It's so easy for women to feel down on the way they look--we can always find fault with ourselves. And that is exactly the reason why a lot of women can't truly appreciate when another woman is beautiful/sexy. Mr. Scot was right. Honestly, I think a lot of that is a sign of immaturity, too. I know the older I get, the more confident I am. And when you believe in yourself, seeing (or having your man look at) a gorgeous woman doesn't bother you--you know you're all that, too, and he's probably lucky to have you.

As I've gotten older, my perception of beauty has changed a lot. I'd say I'm a lot more forgiving than I once was.

Women closer to my age don't necessarily look like girls that are 18 or 19. They may have a flaw or two, but then it's not like I've got the physique I used to have back when I played high school football either

That, plus in the time I've lived, I've seen a lot of damage done to good women who were very sweet by guys who were pricks with unreasonable expectations (generally built from years of looking at porn and strippers). Hate that. Absolutely hate it :nonod:

[boo7382]

No, when a guy gets depressed, he thinks, "Boo, go make me a sammich."

meh, I only give that about a 2/10. You coulda thought of a way better joke than that cmon.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I was trying to keep it PG-13.

[The Saltman]

smootsdaddy and NC 17 is where it's at

[TarPanther9180]

When I get depressed, I get drunk and go pwn some noobs on Xbox.

[CLTPanther]

I don't really get depressed anymore, but angry is another story. I have a good one from this morning, but rehashing it may make me break something

[The Saltman]

Sammiches make me happy.

[SmootsDaddy89]

fyi if you're dating a girl who is really attractive and confident about it, the best way to get her to do a threesome is to find someone who she thinks is more attractive than her if you want her to go for it. Also let her proposition the other girl. For some reason they always get creeped out if a guy tries to do it.

[boo7382]

fyi if you're dating a girl who is really attractive and confident about it, the best way to get her to do a threesome is to find someone who she thinks is more attractive than her if you want her to go for it. Also let her proposition the other girl. For some reason they always get creeped out if a guy tries to do it.

Where the hell are you getting this from:lol:

[The Saltman]

personal experience?

with 2 blowup dolls.

[SmootsDaddy89]

what saltman said.

[TheRealDeal]

My girlfriend and I watch Dancing with the Stars together. She has no problem with me seeing the girls on there because she knows I'd never cheat on her. Likewise, if she thinks a guy is attractive, it doesn't threaten me.

And she knows she's pretty, but that doesn't mean I don't still tell her (often).

Football advice and relationship advice? Is there anything you don't do well?