Women and Blough Jobs...

[charlotte49er]

Anyone remember Andrew Dice Clay? "The Dice Man Commeth!"

NSFW!! (Or the young!) CAUTION LANGUAGE!

9 minutes long

[neverlosethefeeling]

Never have gotten a blough job, my woman gives a hell of a blow job though.

We're just callin it that so the women on the board don't know what we're talkin about.

[TheSaint]

I thought it was Steak and BJ day. Doesn't your woman make you a sammich every day?

Rule #2 - Never let a woman cook a steak.

[TarPanther9180]

Rule #2 - Never let a woman cook a steak.

I'm gonna convert it to lasagna and BJ day

[TarPanther9180]

It requires practice for them to master the art. A LOT of practice.

Remember, practice makes permanent, not perfect. If she's doing it wrong, you gotta tell her how to do it. Pop a porn in or something.

[Hawk]

I love getting head...and I've taught my significant others what I like and how I like it...I'm one lucky SOB!

[Chimera]

I've had girls that could give it a go all night and never get me off. I've also had girls that could get it done in 20 seconds. Its amazing how some get it and some don't. It usually doesn't have to do with age either. Its like they are born with it or something.

Are you saying you stick your junk in infants' mouths?

[Darth Biscuit]

Are you saying you stick your junk in infants' mouths?

If this is an attempt at humor... you failed.

[Chimera]

If this is an attempt at humor... you failed.

Not that I owe you an explanation, but...

It was more like an attempt to figure out if I should take his words literally. I didn't say age doesn't matter or they're born with it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Thanks for giving me an explanation that you didn't owe me...

[Chimera]

No problem

[Swan]

All day erryday!