Women and Blough Jobs...

[YourMomsLover]

Some women excel in this feat...they **** it, spit on it, etc etc...

Some women blough in this feat... approaching it with a conservative manner. Almost like they don't want to embarass themselves.

Please discuss! I need a laugh right now.

[Darth Biscuit]

It requires practice for them to master the art. A LOT of practice.

[Doyle]

I've had girls that could give it a go all night and never get me off. I've also had girls that could get it done in 20 seconds. Its amazing how some get it and some don't. It usually doesn't have to do with age either. Its like they are born with it or something.

[YourMomsLover]

I had a girlfriend that I actually would have to tell her to stop, because I was about to come to the big O, and I didn't want to mess up the secks part.

I've also had girls that sucked so bad...I just told them to stop so I could penetrate another orifice.... nose, ears, butt, poon etc etc

[Goosfraba21]

My woman is a black belt

[YourMomsLover]

My woman is a black belt

Meaning she can twist you in all sorts of ways? I'm trying to find the punchline.

Edit: Most ppl study karate, and ju jitsu together....same Korean philosophy. I studied both.

[Goosfraba21]

blowjob and sandwich day is Feb. 13th

Day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.

[Happy Panther]

March 14th is bigger

[neverlosethefeeling]

PSA: If anyone's wife or girlfriend needs to practice her bloughing skills... I'm making myself available.

[Kettle]

i've only been able to get off from it a couple times, but I love it. i'll lay/sit/stand there all day while she tries.

[Skew]

blowjob and sandwich day is Feb. 13th

Day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.

I thought it was Steak and BJ day. Doesn't your woman make you a sammich every day?

[Goosfraba21]

I thought it was Steak and BJ day. Doesn't your woman make you a sammich every day?

Steak and bj day is March 14th.

I'm not spoiled with the sammiches like some of you. Maybe someday but not yet.

[House]

Never have gotten a blough job, my woman gives a hell of a blow job though.

[YourMomsLover]

Never have gotten a blough job, my woman gives a hell of a blow job though.

Its funny how its called a blowjob, when the she's supposed to suck.

"Hey babe...wanna give me a suckjob? Ill give you free reign with the debit card!"