Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

[zebrainz]

I could easily walk away from this problem if the store stocked enough fertilizer, I know they have the rest of it (cell phone, bleach, etc.)

Failing that, I need 2 five year olds, a cigar and 750ml of mezcal (worm first).

[tarheelblue89]

I don't shop at Wal-Mart

Threat neutralized

[Carolinator]

I'd give them $5 and tell them to go crazy.

[Mr ocho nueve]

Wear a Jake Delhomme jersey and watch go hide in the corners.

[Skew]

Hey, you got the job already!

Just showing you why I do have it.

[Jase]

who are you and what did you do with Jase?

You're fired...I'm moving on to a real candidate

You tease, I knew you would flip flop. :willy_nilly:

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Step 1: distract them by putting a WWE DVD on every tv in the electronics department. If this particular walmart is inexplicably devoid of fake fighting videos, use the most colorful and homoerotic program available

Step 2: Using wire fencing from the gardening department, a generator from hardware, some wiring from home improvement, and a few car batteries from automotive, construct an electrified cage around the beer coolers. Leave an opening for you to enter the cage. Do not turn on yet. Be sure to get about 10 gallons of gas from the automotive department as well. If the gas reserves aren't located inside, make biodiesel feul out of motor oil and cooking oil. To learn how, find the most radical right wing survival manuel in the store. Should also teach you how to convert the generator motor.

Step 3: Collect some blankets, a raincoat, a few snacks, a couple of magazines, a handheld video game system and a few games, and a paintball gun with enough air and ammunition to get you through the night. Put them all inside the cage. Grab a foldable chair, a super soaker, and all the tobassco sauce you can find. Climb in the cage, close off the opening with more wire, and turn on your makeshift generator.

Step 4: Fill super soaker with tobassco and pop open a beer.

Step 5: By now, the video will have ended and the Falcon fans will naturally be drawn to the sound of alcohol. The fence will keep them away from you mostly, but in the event any of them get too close to getting through, spray them down with paintballs.

Step 6: Drink the night away reading your favorite magazines and playing some games. Cover yourself with the blankets and raincoat in case they start spitting at you or throwing things. Ration snacks to last all night.

Step 7: When store reopens, spray any lingering falcon fans in the eyes with the tobassco and run for the door.

[Kevin Greene]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

At first I would blend with the sub human Falcon dipshits and head to the cooler section and lay in a 2 case (minimum) supply of Coors Light and an appropriate amount of ice and foam coolers. Then, head to the Blue Light special counter and snap up a few choice sammiches. At this point fully laden for bear I would head to the fire arm section and use several large bags of dog kibble to fortify my position.

Now it's time to select the weapons of choice, lock and load and let the pathetic Vick Falcon jersey wearing, 3 time 5th grade failing Dirty Bird fans come into range.

As the night wears on I thin down the Georgia population to 0% only regretting not hitting the freezer section first for a box of Nutty Buddies.

[Frizzy350]

Politely inform them over the load speaker that "89 is in the building". They'll know what's best.

[88 Bronco]

Shiny objects for a diversion, nail bat ftw.

[Wither]

Sacrifice Zod as a "carrier" by loading him up with TNT and sending him towards the target.