Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

[House]

I am the motherfugin' House, Falcons fans scatter in front of me like cockroaches run from light.

[MurkN]

First I would take control of the Wal-Mart intercom system and proceed to play "The Bird is the Word" song from Family Guy over the system to help single out the Falcon fans. Then I could take them out one by one, using a heavy object and striking their head until they are knocked unconscious. Once all of that is taken care of, I would then go off and find some sewing needles and some India Ink and tattoo a Panther logo taking a poo on a Falcons logo on each of their chests. Deciding which fat roll to apply said tattoo on will be more time consuming than the tattoo itself, and depending on how many Falcons trolls there are, this could take some serious time.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I'd start blasting some horrible southern rap over the intercom...

They'd all start Krumpin' and gyrating about as if in some kind of trance, as I pry open the rifle cabinet and got me out a 30-06... I'd load up the clip and start firing from atop one of the freezers...

The ones that eventually scattered could be easily tracked down to the pharmacy, where they'd be looking for some ointment to relieve the itching from their various STDs...

[RedMage138]

Ban on site...

[Proudiddy]

You mean these falcons fans?

[Catdaddy]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

Show them this!

[Catdaddy]

Show them this!

[Claws]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

You pit them against each other. It's as simple as that. Once they begin to fight one another, well then show me the beer aisle.

Or you could point out that said Wal Mart just started gay men's magz and you no longer have a problem.:yesnod:

[CLTPanther]

Get on the Wally World PA and say "Bobby Petrino has been spotted in the loading dock area". Then when all the Fagclown fans get there, spray them with the shotguns you picked up from the hunting department.

[o803oVaDeR]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

I would just place a Light Grenade on the ground!

[Proudiddy]

Lay down a trail of cheez-whiz leading to the trash compactor, once in there, they'll feel comfy and at home, they will not want to leave. Turn it on. WIN.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Easy enough. Tell them that I'm Matty Ice. They pay so little attention to their team that they'd believe me, then carry me home on a throne while feeding me grapes.

HAHA who am I kidding. Why the f*ck would I ever want to pretend to be a Falcon??

[Jangler]

Tell them their shift is over and to go home.

Hey, you got the job already!

[Wither]

What the hell is this?

The obvious answer is to let my pet panther loose so he can kill the falcon fan.