Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

[Zod]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

[pantherj]

What is this 'Wal-Mart' you speak of? If the Falcon fans gave me any trouble, then I'd just call them Falcunts and run to the gun section screaming "Help the Atlanta branch of Al Qaeda is attacking!" Would that be the equivalence to appropriately deleting a thread in this hypothetical scenario?

[Zod]

This is an exercise in creativity, resourcefulness, and falcon hate.

[Sandy Claws]

Use deodorant and smile showing that you still have all your teeth and they'll tend to ignore you. This will allow you to give them a quick spritz with Lysol or another disinfectant eliminating any issue.

[Carolinator]

You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

Offer them a bird feeder and lock them (somehow) in the fish section.

Then just watch them slowly go off, one by one.

[pantherj]

Use deodorant and smile showing that you still have all your teeth and they'll tend to ignore you. This will allow you to give them a quick spritz with Lysol or another disinfectant eliminating any issue.

I dunno about the smiling part. What happens if they decide they want your pearly whites? I can almost guarantee that at least one of them has a pair of all purpose needle-nose pliers.

[Sandy Claws]

I dunno about the smiling part. What happens if they decide they want your pearly whites? I can almost guarantee that at least one of them has a pair of all purpose needle-nose pliers.

You obviously need to take a better look at some falcon fans. None are interested in "pearly whites" striving instead for a yellowish greenish tinge to their own tooth.

[Dpantherman]

Wave a vag in front of them and watch them scatter.

[pantherj]

You obviously need to take a better look at some falcon fans. None are interested in "pearly whites" striving instead for a yellowish greenish tinge to their own tooth.

Oh no I don't mean for their own mouth. I mean for a necklace, or bass fishing lure.

[iamcline]

Falcon Hate is easy to deal with. Break out the dog collars and feed them kibbles 'n bits.

[ladypanther]

The person you want as a mod is smart enough not to get themselves locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. Trick question.

[pantherj]

The person you want as a mod is smart enough not to get themselves locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. Trick question.

Of course it's a trick question, Wal-Mart is open 24 hours.

[Jaxel]

It's all about Target...

[PantherBrew]

I wouldnt be dumb enough to get locked in a Wal-mart for the reasons stated above, however....

I would hang out in the personal hygiene section...

Theres no way a falcon fan knows how to get there...