Cropdusting the workplace

[hepcat]

Took an extra stroll on my way to the bathroom around the desks of people who set their cellphones to full blast on an obnoxious ringtone.

Enjoy my obnoxious odors, annoying bastards. Ever heard of VIBRATE?

[boo7382]

See ZCustoms rant on people and their cell phones. Agreed. Good job.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Um, I think we work in the same place. That was disgusting.

[LifeisaGarden]

I agree, great job!

My 9 year old & I had a hilarious conversation this morning on passing gas. She asked me, "what happens if you hold it in?", I said, "it'll come out your eyeballs & your eyelids will flap, flutter and make a funny noise". She said "OH MAN I GOTTA TRY THAT!"

[TarPanther9180]

I agree, great job!

My 9 year old & I had a hilarious conversation this morning on passing gas. She asked me, "what happens if you hold it in?", I said, "it'll come out your eyeballs & your eyelids will flap, flutter and make a funny noise". She said "OH MAN I GOTTA TRY THAT!"

Sweet! I do too!

[hepcat]

The worst one is a guy who sits just a few feet away from me. He's away from his desk alot and he leaves his phone there...set on the highest volume...with the Mario theme music as his ring tone. He got the brunt of my walk.

[Zcustom]

I'm listening to a Justin Bieber ringtone right now, ugh.

I really like this idea, too bad I don't have the goods to make it happen. I have very little gas.

Although, I did rip one in a Mcdonalds the other night, and I was proud of myself and shouted "take THAT mcdonalds!"

[Kevin Greene]

Cropdusting FTW!

[Guest]

I'm listening to a Justin Bieber ringtone right now, ugh.

I really like this idea, too bad I don't have the goods to make it happen. I have very little gas.

Although, I did rip one in a Mcdonalds the other night, and I was proud of myself and shouted "take THAT mcdonalds!"

One word: Broccoli. Problem solved.

[boo7382]

The worst one is a guy who sits just a few feet away from me. He's away from his desk alot and he leaves his phone there...set on the highest volume...with the Mario theme music as his ring tone. He got the brunt of my walk.

Which world?

[Zcustom]

One word: Broccoli. Problem solved.

Good call. Just have to keep it away from the wife :eek:

My lack of gas is really depressing, I get blasted at home all the time and I can't retaliate.

Invariably though, when I have to fart at work, it's loud and stinky and someone comes into my office within 10 seconds of it happening.

[hepcat]

Which world?

Main Theme.

[TarPanther9180]

Invariably though, when I have to fart at work, it's loud and stinky and someone comes into my office within 10 seconds of it happening.

Dude, that just happened to me this morning lol. I hate when that happens!

[ThaJackal]

There ain't nothing more annoying than letting one slide and then having someone walk in right after it. I always look around beforehand (I guess that could be like setting a boobie trap). Sometimes it works and sometimes it don't. Cropdusting on the otherhand, I just don't do. I guess I'm too nice a guy. However, I have been a victim of said crime (more than once).