Official Huddle Mod Elections....

[TarPanther9180]

I gotta go drop a flopper.

[Proudiddy]

Make me a Mod and I guarantee an SUV in every garage, a chicken in every pot, and I will harness the power of Saltman for good, not evil.

Vote KG in 2010, God Bless America.

Will you choke our current LB coach? If so, I will not vote for myself.

Instead I will give my vote to you, but only if you hire Latrell Sprewell as your vice president. That my friends, is a whole lot of awesome.

[Proudiddy]

Do you have anything on record to back up your claims?

I don't keep records, sir, just promises! (that was good) Vote for me!

[MCCNASTY]

i volunteer to moderate the sections of the forum involving the german language. and if elected mod i promise to market the carolina panthers on the islands in the gulf of thailand (since thats where i am right now and it would be easy) and have every slant-eyed motherf**ker this side of buddha's right asscheek in a steve smith jersey.

vote away

Ich wurde fur die abstimmung

[House]

Vote for House because I will do a piss poor job at regulating anything and within three months you will all get to do this again.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Which of those nominated could bring more real women to post on the huddle? I'd like to break up this sausage party.

Me. Unlike most of these old guys, I'm 20 and in my prime. I vow to bring mass amounts of poonany to the Huddle.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Ich wurde fur die abstimmung

That doesn't make any sense....

Use a better translator.

[Future of the Funchise]

Vote for Me... Why?

Because a vote for Pedro is a vote for Communisim.

[Jase]

ummmm....shouldn't that be an or instead of an and?????

For you I would be willing to shorten it to "go f*ck yourself", period.

[TarPanther9180]

Me. Unlike most of these old guys, I'm 20 and in my prime. I vow to bring mass amounts of poonany to the Huddle.

Not in prime if you can't go to the liquor store by yourself

[neverlosethefeeling]

Vote for Me... Why?

Because a vote for Pedro is a vote for Communisim.

A vote for you is a vote for Saltman. We all know you're his enabler. Or his *****. But is there really a difference?

Voting for you would've been like voting for Uday Hussein.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Not in prime if you can't go to the liquor store by yourself

I get my bitches to go for me.

[TarPanther9180]

I get my bitches to go for me.

I have my bitches making me sammiches, plus I don't trust them driving a car.

[neverlosethefeeling]

HA! You think I let them drive a car?

Those 50 cent tricks walk! 4 miles uphill both ways, in the snow then come home and make me a steak sammich w/ mayo and bacon.