A Theory about the Cowboys

[BlackandBlueBlood]

I'm lovin' the fact the Cowgurls are sucking so bad! But all we heard from ESPN and other sports outlets is how "Talented" the Cowboys were and how they were contenders. I have a theory as to why the are 1-5....THEY ARE ALL OVERHYPED!!!The NFL and ESPN know they are a huge raitings draw so they want them to be good, and hype them for the $$.. Sorry Cowgurl fans.

[The Saltman]

u just figured this out?

[Darth Biscuit]

I have a theory about the cowgirls too, but I can't post it here... it's NSFW and I might get banned for it.

[Dpantherman]

Fug those cowgirl losers

[Kettle]

i wish the fate of cowpattys would be shared by the stealers

[Skew]

Of course they are over-hyped, especially by ESPN. My mother even commented after the game "The Cowboys just lost, but why are all the cameras on the Cowboy players walking to their locker room and not on the Giants, the team that won?"

I just said "ESPN doesn't have the ability to take their mouths of the balls of the Cowboys long enough to notice any other team."

She laughed. (she was the one who taught me how to cuss BTW)

[The Saltman]

Of course they are over-hyped, especially by ESPN. My mother even commented after the game "The Cowboys just lost, but why are all the cameras on the Cowboy players walking to their locker room and not on the Giants, the team that won?"

I just said "ESPN doesn't have the ability to take their mouths of the balls of the Cowboys long enough to notice any other team."

She laughed. (she was the one who taught me how to cuss BTW)

still live with your mom huh?

[Skew]

In the basement. One day, I hope to move upstairs to my own room.

[boo7382]

it took u this long to realize their overhyped? where have you been?

heres my theory: they suck ass and so do their shitty bandwagon fans.

Americas team my ass.

sucks they had to spend all this money just to get to where we are HAHAHAHA i love it.

[caddieman]

still live with your mom huh?

LMAO! 47 and still living with mom!

[Skew]

LMAO! 47 and still living with mom!

Yes, and every other weekend, she lets me borrow the car. But only if all my chores are done.

[The Saltman]

Yes, and every other weekend, she lets me borrow the car. But only if all my chores are done.

like sammich making?

[Skew]

like sammich making?

I don't know how to cook.

[Jase]

I have a theory about the cowgirls too, but I can't post it here... it's NSFW and I might get banned for it.

perhaps they should run more endarounds, so they can be reverse cowgirls???