Weird Ass ESPN Fantasy Commentary

[Vagrant]

On the player profile pages for certain players, it makes no sense how weird these comments are.

Matt Moore:

It's a dead man's party, who could ask for Moore? Everybody come and leave his body at the door...

Jonathan Stewart:

Unfortunately, this Daily Show has had declining ratings this season. Perhaps he should call the Comedy Central version for some pointers on keeping his shtick fresh.

David Gettis:

He'll be the "leading man" if Steve Smith sits again, but the Panthers are the NFL's "Off off-Broadway" equivalent, and people rarely notice the stars of those.

.... wtf

[BIGH2001]

lol

[Boomer]

Must be an intern writing them up

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Those comments sound like they were written by Meat, actually.

[mav1234]

haha someone is having fun.

[Gazi]

What do they say about Cutler? LOL

[Brooklyn Bully]

Actually lots of people call him The Daily Show. I like it.

But yeah, a nobody writes them. They claim our pass D is terrible. Guess they don't look at stats.

[Swan]

Lawl. Weirdddd

[PhillyB]

that sucks pretty hard

[SmokeScreen]

must've been from some other forum.

[RonnieDobbs]

So...who cares? Moore did suck earlier in the year (please be back in form) Stewart has done dick-all (not talking smack...he's just not putting up fantasy numbers) and Gettis has just now realized how f#$%ing good he can be........... So, in conclusion, see my first "sentence".

[Dilla]

That Matt Moore one is pretty creepy. . .

[Panthers128]

hah 'the daily show'. can't even get one good game out of him this year