Official deep thoughts thread.

[TarPanther9180]

Why do women drive? I mean there isn't a road between the kitchen and bedroom.

[Hawk]

When meat reads playboy, does he also put pictures of sheep over the naked chicks?

fixed

[The Saltman]

Why do old people drive is a better question?

[CLTPanther]

Because they don't have to take the driving test

[Squirrel]

Will jase or panthro ever be my facebook friend?

If they're smart they wont.

[Epistaxis]

Because when I'm old, you will be prying my license from my cold, gnarled, almost dead fingers too.

Wait, I have an idea.

We send all of our old people over to the ME with '76 Delta 88s and let them drive around until the streets are free and clear.

The RPG rounds will bounce right off those huge tanks, not that they could hit them with all the swerving, we move in with tons of Country Kitchen Buffets, introduce disgusting all you can eat food, halal of course, make them fat and happy....everybody's a winner.

[The Saltman]

Because when I'm old, you will be prying my license from my cold, gnarled, almost dead fingers too.

Wait, I have an idea.

We send all of our old people over to the ME with '76 Delta 88s and let them drive around until the streets are free and clear.

The RPG rounds will bounce right off those huge tanks, not that they could hit them with all the swerving, we move in with tons of Country Kitchen Buffets, introduce disgusting all you can eat food, halal of course, make them fat and happy....everybody's a winner.

lol you have one enormous............

Imagination

[Epistaxis]

My wife says similar.

[Kettle]

Life is like a box of chocolates. If there were a map inside the box, you'd know exactly what you were gonna get.

[The Saltman]

When I take a dump in a public restroom like I did just now, does that mean a piece of me is now part of a piece of someone else that did the same thing in another public restroom?

[Matt Foley]

NPR just banned everyone in this thread from listening to their broadcasts.

[Kettle]

if you kiss a girl after she sucked your cock, does the transitive property make you a cock sucker?

[boo7382]

if you kiss a girl after she sucked your cock, does the transitive property make you a cock sucker?

I think you should all be able to answer that question yourselves

[PanthaSan]

Okay for those of you with yunguns...

You know how a baby can rehydrate a raisin back into a grape, why can't they do the same to beef jerkey....