Great stoner moments in my former life.

[boo7382]

Last night I went out to eat with some of my girlfriends at this restaurant I used to work at.

They kept looking at the daily specials, and I kept being like yeah, PrimeTime is a pretty good deal, which is Mondays.

I was pretty high. I did it at least 3 times. They kept being like ITS NOT MONDAY CMON.

oops.

[TheSaint]

fraternity brother paid a hooker for a BJ in the French Q in NOLA. Turns out she was a he...

He wasnt stoned, but i thought it was funny.

[TheSaint]

stoner rules 101, ALWAYS keep weed near the crotch, and pray they dont have dogs. anywhere else and you are asking to get nailed. what if u have more than that you say? good luck

fixed

[PanthaSan]

This is true. Or, as a girl, in your boobies. No one is going to feel you up and go down into your bra unless they are sure there is something there.

I beg to differ. About the searching part, I mean....

[boo7382]

I beg to differ. About the searching part, I mean....

If some random security dude tried to tell me it was "sop" to go down in my shirt and touch my boobs to find bombs or other illegal things, I would tell him

a. fug off

b. no one is touchin these babies without my permission

and c. you're obviously a fuging pervert, I would like to see your supervisor.

Also, in my experience, security guards aren't very hot....there are always exceptions, but most of em aren't.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I'm glad I have your permission.

/Murph

[boo7382]

I'm glad I have your permission.

/Murph

:out:

[TarPanther9180]

Can you stuff all this in your bra?

[boo7382]

Can you stuff all this in your bra?

pshh that's nothin with this baby

[CLTPanther]

Now that's a titty

[TheSaint]

Can you stuff all this in your bra?

:eek: is that real??? lol

House is gonna reek.

[Miaoww]

I went through security in the airport stoned once and I'll never do it again.

I went through with a pen knife about a month ago, how's that?

[tarheelblue89]

I don't smoke, so yea, I'm better then you.

[bredy087]

I can't narrow it down, but going to ATM's and drive-thrus always seemed to be challenging and hilarious.

I always refuse to drive if we are going to get food and I'm blazed.